@chrisorbach.bsky.social
Actor, writer, singer-songwriter, VO artist. Husband, father, sober..and yes..son of Jerry! “I’ve been rich, and I’ve been thin..but never at the same time.”🤣
No need. Pull up a chair! (Don’t worry, it’s a clean one) 🤣❤️
09.08.2025 12:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What do I love more than pasta? My daughter. My daughter loves pasta. Seeing my daughter make a bracelet that says “Pasta”?? It’s too much to take ❤️❤️❤️
09.08.2025 12:45 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
“Love of furniture” 🤣🤣🤣
09.08.2025 12:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No, I just thought the sticker was pretty hilarious to see at a gas pump (zoom in) 🤣🤷🏻♂️
04.08.2025 18:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My new favorite t shirt! Try the Beef Chow Mein 🤣 #iykyk
25.07.2025 13:04 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0That’s awesome ❤️
24.07.2025 19:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Desiccated Bovine Fascist
15.07.2025 23:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When is this motherfucker lying? When his goddamn lips are moving
15.07.2025 20:53 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Advice for the American left: fight to freaking WIN. “If you let yourself be defeated by them because you are too fair to hit back the same way they hit at you” soon there’ll be no ways of fighting BUT theirs.
Said brilliantly in this film:
youtu.be/sDzDnyFA58E
So much for just “calling the balls and strikes” — Roberts is garbage.
10.07.2025 12:29 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“Leave the gun. Take the Kryptonite.”
10.07.2025 03:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elon throws a Nazi salute and then claims to speak for “The Middle?” 🤣
06.07.2025 17:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh I’ve been off that wagon since COVID 🤷🏻♂️
06.07.2025 11:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think I could fit in your suitcase
06.07.2025 11:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy gluttonous, pompous detonation day!
04.07.2025 16:38 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Robotic voice from the dashboard) “The ‘great replacement’ isn’t just about cabbies, bruh!!”
01.07.2025 21:19 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine telling a second grader you can’t give them lunch because Jeff Bezos wants another plane. Or Elon Musk wants to live on Mars. Or some scumbag CEO wants a bigger pool.
I hate what this freaking place has become.
Walking garbage
01.07.2025 17:55 — 👍 55 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
30.06.2025 17:01 — 👍 145 🔁 55 💬 4 📌 6
You absolutely should. That tool would have been lucky to (not) have you! 🤣❤️
28.06.2025 22:07 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, because to heck with any movie made in the next 75 years!! 🤣🤣 #stupidengagementtricks
27.06.2025 17:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0File under “screw me as hard as you want, as long as somebody brown gets screwed harder.”
27.06.2025 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So sorry. What a sick, sad, shitty place this has become
27.06.2025 17:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck them forever.
27.06.2025 16:10 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0OP misquoted the lyrics. 🤣
26.06.2025 19:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Gimme tha cheese, ya freaky corkpopper..”
24.06.2025 18:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My daughter Emily made an evidence wall.
“Who left crumbs on the countertop?”
She’s SIX.
❤️❤️❤️
23.06.2025 23:02 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Some whores wear robes.
23.06.2025 22:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
