Chris Orbach @chrisorbach - Bluesky Profile

I know! We adore it. We’ve given them the official Orbach family blessing, but they don’t need it. ❤️❤️

07.12.2025 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Red Skies At Night…” #GenX

29.11.2025 00:39 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Staying on the gig just lost enough to collect her congressional pension. She’ll be a “rebel” with 174k a year of our money. 🙄

23.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

So the new neighborhood watch isn’t screwing around 🤣🤣❤️

21.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Could have sworn I saw this guy sing “Hey, Soul Sister” at a wedding in Long Island

21.11.2025 02:12 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Bob Dylan thinks that Jimmy Webb’s “Wichita Lineman” is “the best song ever written.”

I’ve heard about it, but I’d never listened to it. Today I finally did…

1st time: Oh wow, that’s pretty.”

2nd: “Wait, WHAT?”

3rd: In the car, pulled over and wept.

I’m thinking Bob’s right. What a song.

❤️❤️❤️

18.11.2025 22:01 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

Haven’t been on here much. Just wanted to wish everybody well!

17.11.2025 21:54 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

“You can’t fuckin’ win, Darth. Whack me and I’ll be more fuckin’ powerful that youse could possibly fuckin’ IMAGINE.”

17.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is a civil war.

Lincoln had McClellan, Hooker and Pope.
He junked them for Grant, Sherman and Sheridan

We have Schumer, Durbin and Cortez Masto in our leadership.

Act Blue, lose my fucking number until we're clean of generals who can't fight or discipline the troops. No cash for this shit.

10.11.2025 15:15 — 👍 1285 🔁 261 💬 48 📌 19

Checking in. ❤️

10.11.2025 02:07 — 👍 33 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

To everyone in Red Country crying about how “now I’ll never come to New York!!”, hear this:

We have museums, Jazz, and garlic here.

You want Giant M and M signs, people in costumes in Times Square. We hate all that crap. That’s for you.

You don’t know how to WALK here.

Just sayin’!

06.11.2025 14:04 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

More rightie fantasies on “Threads” 🤣🤣 #bluewave

06.11.2025 00:30 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Possible jurors:

Matthew Broderick
Nathan Lane
Jeffrey Tambor
Alec Baldwin
Kevin Hart
Melissa McCarthy
Rhea Seehorn
Kathy Bates
Awkwafina
Roger Bart
Michael McKeon
Samuel L. Jackson

I would watch the shit out of this 🤣

05.11.2025 12:09 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought you’d like it : )

05.11.2025 10:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Throw Me A Hero”

05.11.2025 00:25 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Brandon Bird is considered an Orbach family treasure ❤️

31.10.2025 11:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s worse than hate — he doesn’t give a shit. He just looks at the whole world as thinks, “what’s in it for me?” I doubt he hates the constitution, but he’d be fine using it as a napkin if he was out of paper towels

30.10.2025 10:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stick a fork in his ass, he’s done. 🤣

23.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Oh yeah that’s a good one! ❤️❤️

21.10.2025 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0