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I will always have a soft spot in my heart for pizza king.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

what a fucking way to find out magic is real

Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

Grok says that videos of Charlie Kirk being shot are memes and that he's actually fine

AC is SO MUCH EASIER to decarbonize than heating...we're already like halfway to carbon free AC in the US, while heat is like 10% of the way there.

felt clever, might delete later.

You probably shouldn't be at the playground, but if you are, remember to check for hot playground equipment. Kids could get second degree burns or worse from hot equipment.

Mpox is known to be one of the most painful vaccines.

Yeah man, why do people have to purity test everything? Why can't we find a common sense compromise on the number of children we kill?

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?

IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.

PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

Ben of Ben & Jerry’s *arrested* after confronting RFK Jr. & Congress:

"They need to let food into Gaza. They need to let food to starving kids! Congress is paying to bomb poor kids in Gaza, and paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US!"

Building a tractor and selling it is not a use for the tractor, mining Bitcoin and selling it is not a use for Bitcoin. Imagine if they were using that energy for something that was actually useful rather than a cyber-ponzi scheme.

This isn't a "use" of Bitcoin. You could build a dam and find actually productive uses for the electricity.

A randomly generated meme

Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse

Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse
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if youre one of those freaks that drive a huge pickup truck primarily as a family vehicle and grocery getter you are a terrible driver and god doesnt love you

This drink is way better than it has any right to be. I'm @ welcome diner in PHX.

A randomly generated meme

andy warhol "campbell's soup can" at the lacma

i'm at soup

Yeah I was saving up to buy a condo with my boyfriend, but had the money in index funds so the last few days have been a doozy.

Black drink ceremony was a pre-war ritual that often included drinking enough yaupon to induce vomiting, due to a combination of the bitterness and caffeine overdose.

Honorary millennial lol.

When did Dan Bongino start painting his face orange?

'Everyone knew how awful this guy was and I still couldn't beat him' isn't the flex you think it is Kamala.

Just a heads up. The president's wholesale usurping of congress's power over tariffs is not constitutional. Congress, not the president, has the constitutional power to levy tariffs.

Strongly recommend hojicha.

my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20