Jeffa 🏳️‍🌈

I am torn between the 830 word version of the sex scene (very explicit & detailed) or the 425 word version that skips most of the logistics in favour of romance & feelings…

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Fifty-Nine
A d6 from the same set as day 156; a blue and black die with gold numbering and a slight silver shimmer

Okay, today’s *The Outer Worlds 2* dilemma: I’ve been offered the Overprepared flaw; 50% extra weapon magazine capacity at the cost of 40% damage reduction for 8 seconds if I allow a gun to reach empty

I’ve been sitting on this for about 20 minutes…

You know that moment when the thing you’ve been stuck on for ages suddenly falls into place & you’re able to let your fingers fly across the keyboard as the story just pours out of you?

Yeah, me neither 🙁

I’m not sure I’m a fan of this new app icon. It’s far too bright & colourful. And yes, I could take advantage of iOS 26 to tint it, but that would make everyone else look terrible!

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Fifty-Eight
A very blue d8 with a slight shimmer and lovely gold numbering. I’m not sure I’m much of a fan of such rounded edges and corners though

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Fifty-Seven
Another of my al-time favourites, a metal d8 with bright blue numbering. This is one of my oldest sets, and it shows its age with all the dings.

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Fifty-Six
A rather boring d20, dark blue and black shimmer slightly, with gold numbering on top. I’m annoyed that I seemed to have missed the focus with this one

Oh wow, those colours are spectacular!

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Fifty-Five
A round d6 that’s bright blue, with the numbers picked out in silver (badly, by me). I’d love to have a full RPG set of these dice one day

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Fifty-Four
A dark copper-coloured d12 with decently bold numbering that really stands out. You can see the depth especially in the 12 at the top

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Fifty-Three
A green and black d12 with silver numbering. I’m quite fond of the slight silver that shines though when the light is just right

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Fifty-Two
A clear d4 with blue numbering and some sparkly inclusions. A little tricky to pick up, but a lovely set.

A simi-disassembled ergonomic split keyboard with the keycaps removed for cleaning. The keycaps are arranged in order in rows on the table above the keyboard. Some of the modifier keys (escape, control, option, command, function, and the right shift) are bright colours, while the other keycaps are black with white lettering. The keyboard itself has exposed blue switches, and wooden palm supports are attached to the bottom of each side.

This is your reminder to get yourself a keycap puller & give your keyboard a deep clean. I grantee that thing is filthy, and your fingers will thank you for giving it the love it deserves. Also it’s a really good excuse for not actually doing whatever work it is you’re supposed to be doing.

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Fifty-One
A white and blue d8 with sliver numbering, & I think this one might even glow in the dark! It’s a lovely set, one that I will always treasure.

A photo of the view from the top of a hill in the South Downs National Park, showing rolling farmland and a dramatic cloudy sky

A used disposable barbecue sitting on the ground next to an area of burnt grass

11.5km (7.15mi) into my lovely long walk today and I’m met with the most beautiful early morning view, as well as the most disgusting sight. How some people can go to all the effort to climb all the way up here & then just abandon their rubbish is beyond me. At least they didn’t burn the bench…

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Fifty
Another from the duck set, this time a d10. Always a bugger to photo, but always worth the effort. I love how such a tiny duck is all it takes to turn this clear die yellow

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Forty-Nine
A green and black d4 that’s annoyingly out of focus, save for the 2. They’re not easy to photograph, thy don’t offer a flat face in line with the camera

He’s on his way to do something very important!

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred and Forty-Eight
A metal d8 with numbering in the form of an 8-segment digital display. A lovely set that would suit a classic sci-fi vibe

A photo of a green rug covered in dust, crumbs, and specks of cat litter

A photo of a black cat lying on his back, his head in a patch of sunlight on a green rug.

Yesterday I swept, vacuumed, carpet washed, then vacuumed again. Now, not even one day later, my rug looks like this. I love my small little man, but I wish he’d clean up after himself

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Forty-Seven
A blue spherical d6 with silver highlights added by me (badly). Turns out that painting minis is harder than it looks, especially when they want to roll away all the time. I’d like to get a full RPG set of these one day

It’s bright and early on a Saturday morning & I’m sat on a train into work writing gay smut while all the chumps around me think I’m just checking emails.

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Forty-Six
From one of my oldest sets comes this rainbow metal d6, the colours really showing of the worn texture and the smooth rounded corners

A little queer ghostie!

Please let your dog know that this stranger on the internet thinks that “you are a very good dog yes you are yes you are!!!”

I once went on a date with a guy who asked me what it was like to be autistic. IDK, I don’t really have a frame of reference to compare it to.

It was all he seemed to want to talk about as well. I’m sure he was well-meaning, but it came across as a bit much; there’s more to me than just my autism

That would make for an ama-mayonn-aiseing (amazing(?)) messy wrestling match

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Forty-Five
Another from the duck set, this time a d4 that was impossible to photo with the duck facing upwards without completely breaking down and rebuilding my rig. But you all know what little plastic ducks look like!

Dice a Day
Every day a new die from my collection

Day One-Hundred & Forty-Four
Not the nicest of colours, this creamy d10 with golden numbering will at least get the job done