Hot girl with tummy troubles

I think you need to mind your own business

She was like “they feel like sand. Gritty in your tongue” or something like that. And I was like “I’m out”

Pears haven’t been appetizing to me since I heard the way Meg Ryan described them in City of Angels

Honestly I don’t like you posting about how I choose pears

I got elementary school valentines to pass out to friends

Sleepy sisters

I’d like to place the blame on my labor movement class riling me up yesterday

Good morning slept for 3 hours and yet am the most vocal person in class. I’m invincible and annoying

Baby we’re never riding a carnival ride again

I’m writing a letter to congress

And honestly it’s literally insane and sadistic to think it could ever be me

Sometimes I think it’s me hi I’m the problem it’s me and then I remember I’m a perfect sweet angel who’s never done anything wrong in her entire life so I lay down on my feather down princess bed with silk sheets and wait for my bf to bring me snacks

And left over icing in my fridge

Hmmm it seems my brain has risen in arms against me once again. Luckily I have my go-to coping mechanisms: YouTube, and disassociation

Post a banger that isn’t in English. I know a lot of good jpop, but this banger gets in my head once a week youtu.be/vRBu_RLBt1A?...

YouTube video by BLOW RECORDS Predador de Perereca (1982)

❤️ youtu.be/vRBu_RLBt1A?...

Given I’ll likely be in a research program and on classes this summer, i’d like to take a moment to thank you all for being my friend and goodbye forever

Me and my podcast co-hosts/best pals @pushinguproses.bsky.social, @fatreber.bsky.social, and @ashstoneman.bsky.social all broadly circling "Queer Lefist Artists and Shitposters" 🤔

bluesky-map.theo.io

Birds of a feather are queer together

Fine

Still one of my favorite jokes

I finally got to taste these and omg the shell is so much lukewarm the little Debbie cakes and the cake inside is so good. Sorry had to toot my own horn for a moment

Woody allen??? In the Epstein files??! What?? How could this possibly be????

Valentine’s Day gift 🥰

You get like two days of looking like Audrey Hepburn then it’s 00’s Justin Bieber for 8 months

Ive had pixie cuts, long hair, shaved sides and always thought having a pixie cut would always cut down my styling time and be easier and the truth is there is no haircut harder to manage than a pixie cut on wavy hair

Instead of the marshmallow filling I made a mousse but the cake soaked it up a little. I probably should have used a thicker filling but they’re very good

*mix

All of it lol. The white chocolate did not want to spread and the cake was so delicate I should has used piping for the filling. I also should have used more cornstarch in the much and used almond bark instead of white chocolate

My last Valentine’s Day baking project: little Debbie heart cakes which were, if you can imagine, not easy.