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Tommy, Magnum PI impersonator

@unit025.bsky.social

Father, former 19D, current 38B, and breakfast Double Whopper enthusiast.

9 Followers  |  23 Following  |  5 Posts  |  Joined: 21.09.2023  |  1.7533

Latest posts by unit025.bsky.social on Bluesky

You want your passport renewed? Tough shit.

You want your food inspected for safety? Womp womp.

Need someone to come clean up after an earthquake? Too bad so sad.

You want bOrDeR sEcUrItY? We're closed.

Want an answer when you call about Grandma's healthcare? Call back next year.

20.12.2024 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So a podcast

05.12.2024 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lawrence of Arabia

Lawrence of Arabia

Soulful, young white boy goes to the Orient, gets pumped with massive shot of mystic wisdom, adopts local culture and bombs trains - GREAT ARAB REVOLT. Many such cases!

02.12.2024 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

Over here crying in Civil Affairs.

26.11.2024 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The standard "I saw it so you have to" y'all know the rule.

23.11.2024 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have yet to see a single person put out a weird dogwhistle post about minorities either. Kinda refreshing.

15.11.2024 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm hurt by this (but mostly my back pain

15.11.2024 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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