Thatβs not Sam darn old baby, thatβs BJ Barnes
26.01.2026 01:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@lanadelwheyy.bsky.social
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Thatβs not Sam darn old baby, thatβs BJ Barnes
26.01.2026 01:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck you Pete Hegseth. I cannot emphasize this enough
25.01.2026 00:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watching a Led Zeppelin documentary and realizing Robert plant was just a professionalβ¨ vibe girl β¨
15.01.2026 03:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π―οΈMy cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agentβs frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling βyabbada yabbada yabbadaβ & tragically aspirating (a different) agentβs pee heβd been gargling. He hated womenπΊπΈπ
12.01.2026 21:33 β π 7430 π 1092 π¬ 123 π 22If I recall correctly, I think this was in response to the ABAβs rebuke of the DOJ attorneysβ unethical handling of the Abrego Garcia case. It just happened to take Scotex this long to go through notice and comment and then finally adopt the change.
08.01.2026 04:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Final:
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Dawg you literally called him hitler. Pick a fucking side
20.11.2025 23:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0JD Vance: "He's fundamentally a humanitarian, and we've got 8 peace deals at this point. We're working on number 9 and number 10. And I think if he gets number 10, purely for mathematical harmony the Nobel Prize should be awarded to Donald J Trump."
20.11.2025 16:52 β π 623 π 122 π¬ 502 π 151Macgruber making a comeback on #snl!! Yes!
18.11.2025 02:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Right there with you but in Texas :/
05.11.2025 16:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lmao, thanks the for the ideas, man!
05.11.2025 13:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These meme is exactly how every election feels for us blue Texans :(
05.11.2025 04:20 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0looks like winsome losesome
..Is this anything
If you live in Texas please please please go out and vote!! Itβs one of the few rights we have left!
04.11.2025 01:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0canβt tell if my antidepressants arenβt working or if they just werenβt built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
03.11.2025 23:50 β π 6530 π 1265 π¬ 42 π 37Just realized Iβd have more rights as a prisoner in a Nordic country than I do as a woman in a red state in America
30.10.2025 01:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve heard it can be effective if you use it regularly. Red light therapy def has sown to be effective but usually has to be much stronger than the strength sold in the masks.
24.10.2025 18:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Politicians should be banned from using AI!!!!
23.10.2025 17:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0!!!
18.10.2025 18:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Someone explain to me why otter didnβt start????? #nhl #dallasstars #nhlhockey #hockey
17.10.2025 03:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I canβt believe it was only one person.
30.09.2025 01:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Go fuck a couch, jd
24.09.2025 22:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i seem to be playing whack a mole with my to-do list today π
24.09.2025 21:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0STOP CALLING IT AN ASSASSINATION
18.09.2025 17:08 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm going to have to be institutionalized the day Harrison ford dies. ππππ
17.09.2025 02:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ugh this man was fine as hell π₯΅
16.09.2025 21:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes!!!! Darren Sharper holdmy ****!
14.09.2025 21:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Which ones specifically are you referring to? π
12.09.2025 01:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0look at my FBI director dawg we are never finding this man
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