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@lanadelwheyy.bsky.social

lawyer. hobby artist. art, animals, nature, disassociating 🀘🏻 we are many, they are few. insta: @pages_of_plants

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That’s not Sam darn old baby, that’s BJ Barnes

26.01.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you Pete Hegseth. I cannot emphasize this enough

25.01.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching a Led Zeppelin documentary and realizing Robert plant was just a professional✨ vibe girl ✨

15.01.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ•―οΈMy cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling β€œyabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated womenπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’”

12.01.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7430    πŸ” 1092    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 22

If I recall correctly, I think this was in response to the ABA’s rebuke of the DOJ attorneys’ unethical handling of the Abrego Garcia case. It just happened to take Scotex this long to go through notice and comment and then finally adopt the change.

08.01.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Final:
Kings 1
Stars 4

16.12.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dawg you literally called him hitler. Pick a fucking side

20.11.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JD Vance: "He's fundamentally a humanitarian, and we've got 8 peace deals at this point. We're working on number 9 and number 10. And I think if he gets number 10, purely for mathematical harmony the Nobel Prize should be awarded to Donald J Trump."

20.11.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 623    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 502    πŸ“Œ 151

Macgruber making a comeback on #snl!! Yes!

18.11.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right there with you but in Texas :/

05.11.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao, thanks the for the ideas, man!

05.11.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These meme is exactly how every election feels for us blue Texans :(

05.11.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

looks like winsome losesome

..Is this anything

05.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you live in Texas please please please go out and vote!! It’s one of the few rights we have left!

04.11.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

03.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6530    πŸ” 1265    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 37

Just realized I’d have more rights as a prisoner in a Nordic country than I do as a woman in a red state in America

30.10.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve heard it can be effective if you use it regularly. Red light therapy def has sown to be effective but usually has to be much stronger than the strength sold in the masks.

24.10.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Politicians should be banned from using AI!!!!

23.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

!!!

18.10.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone explain to me why otter didn’t start????? #nhl #dallasstars #nhlhockey #hockey

17.10.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe it was only one person.

30.09.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go fuck a couch, jd

24.09.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i seem to be playing whack a mole with my to-do list today πŸ™ƒ

24.09.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

STOP CALLING IT AN ASSASSINATION

18.09.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
18.09.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to have to be institutionalized the day Harrison ford dies. 😭😭😭😭

17.09.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh this man was fine as hell πŸ₯΅

16.09.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes!!!! Darren Sharper holdmy ****!

14.09.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which ones specifically are you referring to? 😭

12.09.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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look at my FBI director dawg we are never finding this man

11.09.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2059    πŸ” 267    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 11

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