I love (and 110% believe) the unconfirmed rumour that Steve Gibson has billed Rob Edwards for ~4 months of room & meals at Rockliffe Hall, whilst he was here.

I'd like to think hotel staff have thrown away his loafers and teeth whitening stuff from his room too.

Never fuck with Gibbo.

#boro #utb

When you think about Jeremy Aliadiere being sent off for, literally, touching Macherano's cheek (& having an extra day's ban for our 'frivolous' appeal) then you see Brums goalie body-slamming Ayling via the neck, and the ref begrudgingly giving him a yellow, I tend to agree

Please tell me Edwards is in the crowd @ Chelsea.... #Boro

Special shout out to Sol Brynn. Two or three exceptional saves kept us in it. #Class #No.1

Thought this was an announcement about Edwards for a second. 👀
#utb #boro

When did you film that Dana?

Who would swap that, for that? Will be worse after Chelsea spank them tomorrow. If it's just down to money, it really is sad. Any stock he's regained will be gone by Xmas. #Boro

This is an awful watch #Boro #UTB

Would be, if the ref wasn't blind

0-2 loss

I see Boro have yet again rejected my design for the club crest my lawyers are in touch Gibson et al

Hey, Call Centres: if you're "currently experiencing a higher than normal volume of calls" and have been for months and months, maybe you're just "experiencing a normal volume of calls" and you need to employ more staff to handle the calls, ffs

A club statement from Blackpool saying Steve Bruce has been sacked along with coaches Steve Agnew and Stephen Clemence. Stephen Dobbie and Steve Banks will take temporary charge.

You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.

King prawn madras

Isn't it crazy that you can be found to have ripped off the government to the tune of £122m and still retain your position as a legislator for life.

That table is wrong. Sheff U won yesterday & should be on 3 points. They've not drawn any games

We’ve lived in this house for five years now, but this window in our downstairs loo brings me joy every day, end of message. Have an exciting weekend everyone. 🪟

In light of Peter Mandelson being dropped as Ambassador due to close ties to Epstein

When will Peter Mandelson be removed from the House of Lords?

5. Epstein distraction

What a bellend

@middlesbrough.bsky.social when do Southampton tickets become available?

Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the

Reform UK, which has a grand total of four MPs, was just given an uninterrupted platform for an hour and a half on the BBC and Sky News channels, in order to talk about its plans for mass deportations

When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?

Next to the river Tee!

Looking at next Saturday, I think we all know the #boro inevitability drive will happen

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door and saying thank you . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door and saying thank you .

When Lord Nelson died he was just 5ft tall,
yet his statue in london is 15 ft tall.

That's horatio of 3 : 1