@bootlegdub.bsky.social
Gin, rocks, cocktail onions
If you are ever *just barely* in St Paul
29.10.2025 13:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
28.10.2025 06:30 — 👍 4724 🔁 810 💬 47 📌 31If you think Andrew Cuomo is a normal guy who gives off signals of being normal? Brother things are FUCKED UP with YOU
26.10.2025 01:33 — 👍 967 🔁 123 💬 38 📌 9Gotta be honest that is a lot more that I expected blank cassettes to cost in 1980 (context: born in 1984, bought lots of blank cassettes in the mid 90s-early 00s)
24.10.2025 14:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If the Roku Corporation knew what people really want they would commission a series of genre novels (crime/mystery, romance, SF, etc) set in Roku City.
16.09.2025 22:17 — 👍 31 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0everybody has to stop saying "political violence" until someone tells me what the fuckin exchange rate is with "violence"
10.09.2025 20:16 — 👍 150 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 0Crestfallen to find out I didn’t uniquely invent this bit
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Peter Gabriel’s Big Time was my favorite video when I was 6. It still holds up!
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One thing that makes me sad is that my ancestors never had the sublime pleasure of getting drunk on an airplane
01.07.2025 15:37 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Gotta also fund a foreign genocide too so that the citizens of a different country don’t have to bear the burden and can still receive government healthcare
29.06.2025 18:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bicycle Races by Queen (…and I don’t like Star Wars)
01.06.2025 00:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Breakfast at Tiffany’s by Deep Blue Something
01.06.2025 00:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your appointment is on Gayle Samples birthday! bsky.app/profile/curs...
22.05.2025 15:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 011 years before Walt Mink would also meet at Macalaster. Maybe Joey Waronker will deliver next years address.
17.05.2025 23:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jucika plays a modular harsh ambient set
04.05.2025 14:05 — 👍 152 🔁 30 💬 1 📌 0“Putting a hat on a hat” is literally a term actual comedians use to describe something as trying so hard to be funny it is no longer funny.
30.04.2025 20:11 — 👍 5775 🔁 1027 💬 135 📌 19All 3 songs on “Atlantic EP” by Rainer Maria is about moving from Madison WI to Brooklyn
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making it clear how normal and deserving of custody i am with my cool truck
19.04.2025 20:32 — 👍 5381 🔁 509 💬 74 📌 93Failing Minnesota
18.04.2025 16:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts
14.04.2025 23:45 — 👍 4489 🔁 652 💬 56 📌 156'4, 225 pounds
13.04.2025 20:57 — 👍 2022 🔁 348 💬 48 📌 25[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
09.04.2025 14:31 — 👍 9721 🔁 973 💬 164 📌 35i don't want to get political but i think pee wee herman was right to jack off in that jack off theater
08.04.2025 04:45 — 👍 1851 🔁 224 💬 25 📌 10Well, now we know where 5 of the missing 10 trillion are
07.04.2025 14:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Math is Money by Lifter Puller
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