Naiad

I who do not have plane tickets for Thanksgiving can cackle and say YEAH DO IT

Also... anyone moving TO Texas from NYC is... one of his people, no? Like does he think liberals are fleeing NYC for his fever swamp?

Oh honey. No one from NYC wants to be in your shithole clubhouse.

I would love if everyone reposting this story had to take a quiz to see if they can tell the skull and bones in question from a poison label or the Jolly Roger. The hysteria siren is ramping up and I'm so tired of it. There are actual Nazi sympathizers in govt now, can we go after them instead?

In my experience Maine voters are refreshingly reluctant to go all-in or all-out on someone on the basis of a single sound bite or data point.

Yeah I have no patience for this - despite being extremely liberal myself. I mean, if you think someone is lying to seem more palatable, that's one thing. But when someone's history and actions suggest actual growth, you're actively hurting your own cause by excluding them.

Nope, calling bullshit. When someone comes around to the position you've been trying to advocate, you don't say, "Fuck You I shouldn't even have had to teach you."
You say, "Thank You and welcome to the team."
You will never have converts if you disqualify them for past ignorance.

So the World Series MVP is an… immigrant

Canada did deserve it more, just sayin

Yep I started watching this World Series at the bottom of the 9th in game 7 and I'm feeling pretty good about my timing

It goddam better be

Bluesky is actually more fun than the game rn

I'm thinking storage closets at maralago

I wanna know how many pickleball courts they can fit in there after he leaves

LMAO my feelings exactly - the client got EXACTLY what he asked for

"...but her possessions were gone."

Anxiously clicking into ominous news stories because nobody in the mainstream media thinks to clarify "Portland" with a damn state name.

Yeah, tragically, this has been my coping mechanism all year

FBI: Bullet casings were engraved with anti-ICE messages
Literally every reputable news source:

No it's an em-dash...
OH HOLY SHIT IT WAS CHAT GPT THIS WHOLE TIME

To be fair, the curses were for baldness, impotence, and rapid unscheduled dental disassembly, so maybe we shouldn't burn the witches quite yet.

PRESS STATEMENT: Simply unacceptable behavior by the UN, stopping this escalator while PM Tuxley II stepped onto it aside his wife, Lady Beakatrice.

We will tariff & fire anyone who dares suggest these ramps never move, and we will SUE the lunatics who almost broke Lady B’s angelic features.

Meanwhile she looks like someone held her by the hair and dipped her in a vat of liquid raincoat

Does he have Kaposis or what? That is the most durable freaking permabruise I've ever seen

It's what passes for clever on that side of the tracks anyway

Sounds like something that should be a prerequisite for holding office

Snort

And he had an incompetent *team*. Now he's got a handful of people that actually know how the govt works, and they've had 4 years to plan exactly how to take it apart.

Canceling Jimmy Kimmel show is not about Charlie Kirk, just like going after universities was not about antisemitism and occupying DC was not about fighting crime.

Kimmel has little to lose now. Somebody give him a webcam