Bil Skirnir

Colloidal silver cures the sickness of not having blue skin

The Bluesky Is Dying article is coming from inside the house

Beats me, they just kinda show up and move into my house.

Black cat Bobby with his fucking tits out

Did someone ask for cat moobs?

Jokes on them, my nudes will ruin your life too.

Practicing eugenics on AI by rubbing an android and iphone together

they were killed with a car, not by a car.

pretty racist to even ask

Indianapolis at 0130 is a wonderful place to be stabbed, actually.

Cats had such great camo before the They Live aliens colorized the planet.

Crazy fucking Jeff Monson standing off with 6 cops

They just stand there.

Prairie Moon Nursery won't rest until they have all my money. On the other hand, I have 44 new types of seeds, 10 bare root species, and three 3 pack for next year.

16 meadow blazing star bare roots because I horde monarchs.

Jerry you need to be held to account for your role in ruining weird syrup free waffles.

Im 45 so im not using any AI lower than Ultegra or maybe the new Force.

Weird to mention his mode of transportation but if it makes drivers see people on bikes I'll take it.

I told my wife people on Bluesky dont love it and she chewed me out for 5 min and then had the audacity to say shit about Motorhead.

Does marrying Lydia count? She was sworn to carry my burdens.

Fuck, even ol Hot Jugs Bev said some shit?

Why is no one talking about the sexual experience of the kaiju?

two men in suits and ties are sitting next to each other . Alt: two men in suits and ties are sitting next to each other .

Hell yeah bro

At least borrow a bike that fits.

These fences are just a way for Frey to broadcast that he has no plan to address root causes.

Also this waffle looks shitty. Waffles are only a vehicle to get maple syrup in me until it's socially acceptable to drink it from the bottle like in Super Troopers.

Chris Pratt in Parks and Rec reading from a list.

I don't know who Jesse Signal is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

Also there are waffles in my freezer and a social media bigwig is making me ashamed to eat them.

I bought these just for the jar and have used them to drink wine because I'm fancy. Also sometimes you want to put a lid on your wine.

I'm curious about that vent in his yard. Does he have an underground bunker?

i'm just here to ruin jokes.

all words are made up

Is this about you joining Truth Social?

Maybe I just got in the rhythm of doing it manually in 2009 and never changed.