the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️

only when they win. so, being a mariners fan, no

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.

Fem Tintin! #theadventuresoftintin #tintin #art

debate me for the right to keep our name, riley gaines

officially at the “coworkers all instantly assume my ex is a manchild” stage of my transition. unsure how to feel about this

<3

liar liar sitting right next to me fuck you you’re lying you do nothing but lie i hate you

liar. you don’t do that.

can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world

fuck you, george springer

think i might be developing a fear of needles, which is very bad because 1) i work in medicine and 2) i have to inject myself with hormones every week to stay alive

baseball is a very sacred sport to transgenders

EUGENIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

communist: JOIN MY BOOK CLUB THAT IS ACTUALLY A CULT!! WRITE IN BASHAR AL-ASSAD!!!!

BIG! FUCKING! DUMPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

say it with me, everyone: fuck you, george springer

okay i’m mad enough at this game to understand what’s happening. baseball gods why have you forsaken us

okay who’s ready to [REDACTED] alfonso márquez after the game with me

a summary of alejandro kirk’s at bat (as called by alfonso márquez) that clearly shows two strikes (pitch 4 and pitch 7) incorrectly called as balls, gifting the blue jays a walk that resulted in at least one run

hey, alfonso? no one in seattle is ever going to forgive you for this mistake. just so you know

fuck you alfonso márquez

I KNOW WHEN IM NOT WANTED

it’s because i’m here, isn’t it

i wish all these fucking canadians would go home

the fucking canadian in front of me keeps taking hits of her vape. what are we doing

baseball!!! fuck you george springer

my girlfriend refused to sleep enough last night and is now muttering rhymes under her breath and occasionally going “…no, i said that already…”

spin-the-wheel-style random selection generator; “prefer not to answer” is prominently displayed

we will NOT be telling the seattle fire department that we are transgender

i can’t wait to boo george springer on wednesday

most notable fact about carlos vargas is that he is So Fucking Hot