Martin Davies

They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”

This has to be a wind up! I've never consciously noticed the wipers on other cars

"I said 'I was determined to balance trade between the US and her global partners and improve our GDP'. What did I say, Roy?"

"You said you wanted to ignite a global trade war and blow up the world economy."

Human civilisation is behaving like a terminal patient who has given up already, before even listening to their full diagnosis. It turns out there were therapy options available. But continuing to self-destruct was admittedly much more fun and took much less effort

If I knew the radiant was high enough in the evening I'd have set myself up for observation, was beautifully clear... lesson learnt!

Nice capture. I didn't realise they were visible before the early hours

Michael Scott from US sitcom The Office in a car wearing sunglasses

Sorry that's Michael Scott

People dot come headline (since amended): Camilla Decorates Royal Household with Sick Children

Good Lord, is there no level of Abaddon to which she will not sink?

AI generated picture of a London phone box from an alternative timeline where they are TLLXTOMER boxes instead and the buses are orange. Someone had posted this on a Facebook page called Amazing England.

Ah, those famous London red Tllxtomer boxes, with - in the background - the equally famous orange London buses. Always a treat to see one in the winter and/or spring. #cursedAI

We must be following different types of account 🙈

Why are they at an ice rink?

A five match series! The like of which would never be seen today

That's quite generous for Couchane and Roberts

What a game we used to have