Woggie Wobble

The reason that every county public works department has a notable representative named Ty is because between 1980 and 1985 a bunch of families named their oldest son "Tyler", and the public sector is just where they found work. (they are all very competent).

27.05.2025 01:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boss was going on vacation to Florida and I made the best joke of my life. I ask him, "Do you know how to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?" He thinks I'm serious... he thinks it has to do with the shape of their nose... Nope. "One you see later, one you see after a while."

24.04.2025 04:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Husband: "Babe, is the internet being wonkie right now?
Me: *Pointing to my youtube episode of "Offline with Jon Favreau": "Well those guys are wonks... but the internet is acting normally."
Husband: *Glances at the nerds*: "Well you seem very proud of yourself."

14.03.2025 03:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My 5 year old is in a phase where he peppers us with questions about how to spell things. And while that is fun and cute, it has... revealed a weakness in me. My husband let him know today, "if your mama tells you how to spell something, double check it with me before you use it."

03.03.2025 04:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We get 2x/mo letters from the JW about the eternal damnation of our souls.
Husband: Nice how they are like, "Hello neighbor! You know you will burn in hell?"
Me: "Sure do! Looking forward to going there!"
5yo: (who needs to be part of all conversations): "I'm going there right now! Yeah baby!"

08.02.2025 05:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Every time I’m in a public library I think I see Jane Goodall” - Chris Fleming

29.12.2024 04:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

An adult at a community event asked my 5 year old, "Where are you from?" And he sputtered for a second and said, "Um... From my mama." Obviously the adult meant, "Where do you reside?" But my guy heard, "What is your origin?"

15.12.2024 06:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Official US Government Website. 100% free

CPARS, the website the US federal government uses to evaluate the performance of contractors, has a very reassuring and not at all suspicious banner advising that it is a real government website.

14.12.2024 05:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My 5 year old: "Pop-pop! EVERY DAY you grind coffee and it is loud IN MY EARS!"

06.12.2024 04:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It turns out that sage, rosemary, and thyme are the three common herbs that can survive a frost and I think that is why they are traditional Thanksgiving herbs. Good luck they are tasty together.

01.12.2024 06:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0