Steve Bordewick

...hmm, you can't find it in the dictionary, eh? Dead Sea Scrolls, maybe?

...it's about an hour or so drive into LA from where I live.

The traffic monitoring function on my GPS will help me avoid the burned down parts until those are opened back up later.

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...huh, who would have guessed that the multiple-count convicted felon who stands to make a few billion from a hokey meme coin doesn't understand (or much less care) about American exceptionalism?

If only Harvard student visa holders bought gobs of whatever it is Trump's grift machine sells.

...the age difference is just fine using "Pam Bondi math"

...well, at least it isn't "Pam Bondi math" long

...now that we have "Pam Bondi math" we can make factories over the weekend, and they'll be building stuff by Monday morning

Listening to the call, Elon says the protesters are all "paid" —and they are also the people who previously benefited from the fraud and waste that DOGE is "eliminating."

So, he cleared that all up...

That was the weirdest "inside story/ but-of-course-Trump-is-like-God" article I've ever read.

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…well

…if there were an equivalent of the thumbs up emoji for dogs, that is what you would see in place of these words

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…words

Chainsaw for bureaucracy math is even harder…

…be prepared to hear the word “somehow” used prolifically by anyone asked to explain activities around Trump’s tariff policy.

“Somehow” - (snarky me) a lot of people don’t know that word, but it’s a great one…a little old fashioned, it rates right up there…blah, blah, blah

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He must realize by now that Navarro's horrible tariff math was D- quality (at best). (Does Trump know about Ron Vara yet?)

Trump had his big face out front with all his clownish tariff bravado and swagger. The word "laughingstock" can't be as fun for him as "groceries" or "reciprocal."

…”hey, how about that “Ides of March” deal? Crazy…huh?

…unless, “Golden cheeseburger” comes to the rescue

Gold…it’s what’s for dinner!

…unfortunately CRT displays are no longer a thing.

So when you need to shove something to ignite some explosives into the elevator shaft, allow enough time for DoorDash to deliver some bags of fertilizer and cans of diesel fuel to whatever “under construction” floor you plan to get stuck on

Hi Tim.

More. We want more. Day and night would work (weekends and holidays too).

I'm willing to OD on this.

“What happened? You helped elect Donald Trump you fucking moron” - @timmiller.bsky.social

Very cool. Thanks for sharing, Molly!

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Trump 2.0 DOJ Train Wreck:

Imagine a Post-Watergate DOJ (1970s onward), insulated from the WH, as reclusive, avowed silent monks.

Enter the three stooges, fresh from doing eye pokes or head bashes, stumbling in, and staying for the next 4 years - bossing the monks around.

Picture painted...!

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...huh

Yup. yup...

...he will grant tariff exemptions upon receipt of big $$ into his crypto scam.

It will be thinly veiled of course, but this is the play. And he knows that his clown car cabinet (including DOJ & FBI) won't lift a finger to stop him.

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...the train and patient have left the station

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...it's sciencey

👊🔥👊🔥

...he needs to show that his presidency can touch every person on the planet in only a few short months.

Also, companies seeking exclusions will succumb to the extortion and pay Trump under the table (...see Trump crypto scam) - for as long as Trump can keep the tariffs alive.

...even with no population, they've been ripping us off for decades, but it got MUCH worse under Biden