Martin Ott

This Halloween I’m the scariest thing imaginable.

After being kicked in the head by a horse, I can confirm that I will be standing for Reform at the next election.

It works

Listened to the audio. Well argued but I’m certain listeners will want to know what Thanos really thinks. We need to be told. Fucking hilarious btw.

Dominic Cummings Lobbied Officials to Hand 'Test and Trace' Contracts to Palantir After Secret Meeting With Peter Thiel Exclusive: Boris Johnson's senior advisor pushed for Covid contracts to be handed to companies run by Trump-supporting tech billionaires Peter Thiel and Larry Ellison

🔴Dominic Cummings Lobbied Officials to Hand ‘Test and Trace’ Contracts to Palantir After Secret Meeting With Peter Thiel

Exclusive: Boris Johnson’s advisor pushed for contracts to be handed to companies run by Trump-supporting tech billionaires Peter Thiel and Larry Ellison

Significant Others relieved that banishment won't be to Norfolk Island. Yet.

Significant Others relieved that banishment won't be to Norfolk Island. Yet.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Significant Others relieved that banishment won't be to Norfolk Island. Yet.

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@sturdyalex.bsky.social Significant Others relieved that banishment won't be to Norfolk Island. Yet.

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Petition: Make the COVID vaccine universally available, free of charge, to protect us all. Provide the resources required by the NHS, to ensure that the COVID vaccine is available for all who would benefit from it, regardless of their age.

I want to start a petition, will you sign it?
'Make the COVID vaccine universally available, free of charge, to protect us all. Provide the resources required to ensure that the vaccine is available for all who would benefit from it, regardless of age.'
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Was there ever a more beautifully conducted marriage. Perfectly wonderful. 😢

'My sin was having Parkinson's': Presenter left stranded Mark Mardell was left feeling 'humiliated' after he was told he could not board a flight.

Airline strands ex-BBC editor, citing Parkinson's www.bbc.com/news/article... Don’t travel with Turkish Airlines- they discriminate against people with Parkinson’s

Fawlty Towers actress Prunella Scales has died Fawlty Towers actress Prunella Scales, best known for her role as Sybil, has died aged 93, her family has said.

So Pru has now followed her husband Timothy West. Was there ever a more beautifully conducted marriage?

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@mrjamesob.bsky.social #Pru. Thanks James, you hit the mark splendidly on the passing of this lovely lady and the end of a remarkable duo.

This was the first tune I recall that ended in a fade-out.

A Twitters screeencap. A man says he found a copy o the Universal Declaration of Human Rights in his hotel room in Germany instead of a Bible. The UDHR is pictured.

Love this. Would you prefer a copy of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights in place of a Bible in your hotel room?

Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.

Oh. As he might have exclaimed.

This sort of thing rightly goes completely over my head.

Found myself on the A.505 near Royston the other day. Evidently the flag-shaggers had been out early festooning the carriageway light poles. Embarrassing.

Apparently there’s a breeding programme.

Bit early for Lucozade?

You’ll already have a Drain Snake, obviously?

*scratches head, ponders the judgment capabilities of his seemingly unimpeachable Mother ...

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@lbc.co.uk Seems real enough www.meta.ai/@ott1300/pos...

Prince Andrew gains new moniker:
Bandy Andy.

Just some old bag … Saffron Walden though!

New moniker: Bandy Andy.

Well that’s a turn-up

New moniker: Bandy Andy.