Ahab Apologist

Hover trash is another good one

Okay, slop sucker is a pretty good one. Gonna go to a birding meetup, and just pretend like everyone should know what a slop sucker is

Honestly, I hope Labubu is Satan. This season already jumped the shark, so why not

Oh god, the videos at the bottom of the page... I'm gonna get a hernia from all this cringe

Okay, now I have to check this out 😮‍💨

Inglorious bastards 3 dot jpeg

when someone I thought was normal says "seed oil"

I called the jury duty hotline today, and they told me that I do not need to report for jury duty three weeks ago.

So... either I got the date wrong by three weeks, or somebody needs to fix the jury duty hotline.

a couple of people sitting next to each other with the words " we 're not worthy " written on the bottom ALT: a couple of people sitting next to each other with the words " we 're not worthy " written on the bottom

Have you considered not being so incredibly talented?

Чи зрозуміло з перекладу що ця фраза має негативну конотацію?

misery loves company

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If you've got strong opinions about who can comment on Stack overflow posts, there's a solid chance that you keep a body in an oversized freezer in your basement.

Further Experimentation with Comment Reputation Requirements As we continue to explore ways to enhance engagement and lower barriers to participation within our comment system, we are now moving to a significant phase: testing a lower reputation requirement ...

Seeing the 66 down votes and reading the comments, I'm reminded that most people are miserable and misery loves company

meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/43...

Alt Text: a deer staring at me through the window

Saw a group of 5-6 wild turkeys in my backyard yesterday. Just chillin'.

This morning I'm making uncomfortable eye contact with some deer

Creative writing exercise:

Pick a thing—the more unremarkable, the better—and coin some slurs

We need more slurs for hummingbirds

If you hit me when I was young, weak, and vulnerable, you better believe that's playing on a loop in my mind while I pretend to be sad at your funeral

I don't want to make you feel bad or anything, but my family's close like that

I love this shit so much

I will nobly be pissed off on people’s behalf.

If you are selling A.I. images on kickstarter, you have removed yourself from the artistic gene pool. Creatively you are an evolutionary dead end. You’re much worse than anyone who has an idea for art and does *nothing.* You’re a net loss for culture.

a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest .

NEOH is great, it's the rest of the state that has this energy

my only regret in life is like 90% of my choices

You have my vote

My bereaved family: Can't believe he's gone. But now, with the power of technology, we can ask him what he thinks about current events

My distorted face glitching on a screen: ToyYotathon Is hERE

He said "nobody needs to have a job," but I heard, "everybody's hungry, and nobody's hiring"

have you ever been so tired you see a teevee show about excavated bog bodies and you see them just laying there sprawled utterly unmoving for like ten thousand years and you think ah- that's what i need. that looks lovely

Actual footage of me walking

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