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Irreverent Scot in the north country (strains of Dylan). Retired documentary photographer, filmmaker, author. Community organizer. Jill of all trades, master of none.

335 Followers  |  317 Following  |  486 Posts  |  Joined: 11.08.2024  |  2.3121

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Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Xmas - you're unemployed! ๐Ÿคฏ

13.11.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Give them a uniform and they all think they're Hitler - or nowadays, Trump.

09.11.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

He should be first for the chopping block.

09.11.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, he was dazed having just been rudely awakened from a nap. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

08.11.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has he looked in a mirror lately?

08.11.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only he'd had his Covid and flu shot boosters.

06.11.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The UK could save approximately ยฃ52 million if it honored its pledge of ยฃ80 million to the Amazon Fund, and stopped funding the Sovereign Grant, which is now estimated to be ยฃ132 million for fiscal year 2025-2026. In light of recent events, it would be a better investment.

06.11.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel a Trump "quid pro quo" coming on.

06.11.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And to show off his dancing prowess, he needs a $250million ballroom. ๐Ÿ™„

06.11.2025 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฎ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

06.11.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A.K.A. "The Oval Orifice."

05.11.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

05.11.2025 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When the ICE agent is Canadianโ€ฆ

๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคฃ

(This Hour has 22 Minutes)

#Canada
#ICE

22.10.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 133    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Make it so - Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek.

Make it so - Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek.

03.11.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#schumer should be ousted from the #Democrat party, spineless coward. Period

03.11.2025 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another graduate of Word Salad University.

28.10.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

25.10.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1565    ๐Ÿ” 602    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

What the fuck is he doing? He looks like he's going to clobber them.

26.10.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or heโ€™s off to Africa on a quest to kill a marabou stork, ร  la Irvine Welsh.

26.10.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The SS ADMIN has been kind enough to let us know there are scammers afoot by printing this warning on the back of their envelopes. Scammers a.k.a ICE or ICE impersonators.

26.10.2025 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surprise me, wee Mikey Johnson hasnโ€™t seen it, or heard about it and knows nothing about it, so he canโ€™t comment.

22.10.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

$250 million is the new "in two weeks" - $250 million for a ballroom, $250 million for damages to his fragile ego after inciting a violent mob to storm the Capitol . . . what next?

22.10.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s almost as if having a โ€œNazi streakโ€ is a prerequisite for employment by the Trump administration, amirite?

22.10.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜

18.10.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Box cutter and band-aids

Box cutter and band-aids

Careful! Some of us (me) should be banned from using sharp, shiny objects, (also flammables, and chemicals)! ๐Ÿฅด

18.10.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Swoon, swoon . . .

18.10.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soon? That ship has sailed!

17.10.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How to stand out from the crowd and attract a girlfriend. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

16.10.2025 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus wept!

14.10.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hud website today! www.hud.gov#openModal

14.10.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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