daniel

house react this woman

#LinkedIn

girl your what 😭 i know you did not just call me one of your coochies 😭😭😭

sometimes you just see an adult woman with a father and you just think to yourself "damn you're an adult woman with a father 😂😂"

i think i might suck at this game #GGST #GGST_MA #GGST_PO

physicists have long debated how many dimensions there are. i believe there are six, and i'll walk you through how i got there. pick up a block and count its sides. four, right? front, back, west, and right. add a fifth dimension for weight and a sixth for what color it is and there you go

NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’ NEW YORK—Issuing a categorical denial of the accusations, NBC producers announced Thursday there was absolutely no usage of artificial intelligence in the new series Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show. “At NBC, we are passionate about storytelling, and the truth is that machine learning isn’t capable of bringing to life vibrant characters like Jim Jack […]

NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’
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olivia rodrigo doesn't understand gamer culture

apparently the nebulous notion of "dreamy" means something very specific and i got it completely wrong

Haven’t been posting as much lately because I’ve been working on the perfect post. It’s going great. I’m 6 letters in and they are so good

After / Before. went for a very subtle "dreamy" blur around the subject(s). it's hard to strike a balance between obscenely overdone and too-subtle-to-notice #photography #pnw #postprocessing

someone has quoted my post that says "I bet it was really annoying to have to get all your knight shit off you when you had to take a piss" to say "And THAT'S how you get 56,000 followers folks!" and then they replied to their own post saying "And the rest of his shtick is no better. Vacuous crap. And the proles eat it all up."

please do not yell at this person. this is my favorite interaction I've ever had on this app. and they're right!

Jesus please surround Catturd with your holy angels

Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated

Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
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Back on the grind tomorrow

just some sunset and sunrise photos on my new camera :) #photography #pnw

stop saying "i can fix her" and start saying "im the reason she needs fixing."
men it's time to own your real skills

News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions

News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions
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ding basically gave up

i have five or six more ideas for good bluesky posts and will try to make them stretch over the next decade or so by couching them between thousands of posts of substandard filler

i'm not celebrating the murder of brian thompson.

it's just a hilarious gut check for CEOs. yes, you ALSO need to live in constant fear of dying as a result of gun violence

its funny because its just the end of act one.
"one of the best starts to an intermission ever"

oh wow that's fucking scary bluesky figured out where i grew up

Brian Thompson Meme

teacher: today we are going to increase profits by denying medical claims

kim a keck is the ceo of blue cross blue shield