Luke

New goal in life is to get kissed by a sumo wrestler. I just need to play my cards right

Sumotoriiiii

(It’s The Cataracs)

If you wanna get with me there’s some things you gotta know

I like my meat fat and my bass down low

Every day is a slew of the worst local news imaginable, from every part of the city. But folks are jumping in to protect and warn each other. Businesses across the city, and right outside my door are explicitly denying service to ICE. We are at least together in this.

The tank's role is to draw aggro

God giving roaches the gift of Mach 7 as a little joke 😩

It is my humble opinion that bugs should not be fast 🙃

It’s still 80 degrees in October. It’s crazy that nothing at all can be done about this! Perhaps building another AI data center will help 🤔

Absolutely, it would never have been the same without the music! Still can’t decide which job to be for Classic

Still hard not to tear up when I hear this

Fallout 76 is so funny. What other game could get you stoked for an expansion where you go to Ohio

Delusions of a Protocol On vaporware as an ideological product.

I had to expunge my thoughts on Bluesky's current, uh, choppy waters into a proper blog post (which jay can't take down for being too mean or saying 'lol' in a threatening way)

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Finally watching Severance S2 and I am crushing on Zach Cherry HARD

Thinking of bringing over-ears to Japan next month so I can hit the Neku pose in Shibuya

I’m having a normal one today

I actually love that it's 80 degrees in late September! I love sweating and being sweaty. Sitting in front of a fan all day? Sign me up! And I didn't have any cute autumn outfits planned at all, so this works out perfectly! My only complaint is that it could be hotter! 😄

The audacity... that's insane

Really enjoyed Clevatess this season. Brutal, and makes some eyeroll anime-ass Choices™, but incredibly captivating

And you were at my wedding, I was broken, you were drunk
You could've told me not to do it, I would've run, I would've run

Every single isekai on crunchyroll has like 100k+ positive reviews and then you watch one and it's just harem

When you're on your 30th consecutive run from bench to boss and you die to a normal enemy

For reallll

Incredibly hyped. The Strip looks so good

LFGGGGGGG

That cannot be good

Told my mom I got tickets to a sumo show and she said “oh I bet they have plenty of fat boys for you there!” 😭🙏

Most companions have a voice line to warn you when you're in a dangerous area. This is Ray's lol

Pulled up my inventory for ONE second and she immediately steps on a landmine