Jeremy

I was the only critic brave enough to give an honest review of my 2 year old nephew's "drawing" of a "lion" and like many of the great critics, I'm being persecuted

progress is like two steps forward, three steps back, one step forward, 397 steps back, four steps forward, 526 steps back,

I hope I never hate anything as much as old timey animators hated cats

The Wicker Man is the worst superhero ever

I coulda really been somebody if only it weren't for my general vibe

100 days. Andry, a gay asylum seeker from Venezuela, turned to my country to escape persecution for who he was & what he believed. He was sent, instead, without due process, to an El Salvadoran terrorist prison & allowed no contact with anyone. He must be freed &, at long last, free.

freeandry.org

You know, there may be a lot of pain and anguish in this world on a communal and individual level,

What a beautiful exchange 🥲

Guuurl are you an angel? Because you look biblically accurate

This is simply stunning!

Accidentally hired the new Harrison Fjörd movie and it's just 4 hours of a man ice fishing to classical music

"This town IS big enough for the both of us."

-Cowboy proposal

I finally got to watch Nosferatu and let me just say: more like Nosferaten out of ten amirite, haha. I liked the movie

One day, you wake up and suddenly feel a desire to call movies "pictures"

Café. Woman on her flip phone haltingly texting with all sounds on. Each key makes a different tone. It’s like sharing space with a damaged bird & also I’m worried that the phone is summoning the past. Like when I look up it will be the first episode of Grey’s Anatomy.

That was a... Cracking experience 😌

I needed a bit of silly in my day, thank you! Brilliant 🤭

On the one hand, I've finally learned what a trade deficit is today.

On the other, I learned it to understand the global machinations of a madman

Why thank you, I can never resist a pun 😎

Why no, I don't believe I am!

I chastised an AI and its response actually made me feel guilty. What level of empath have I unlocked?

That sounds like a stage direction David Lynch would have given

It's egg-cellent!

You have a Bluesky notification. It's under a mossy rock beneath that tree with a face carved into it that bleeds sap from its eyes every crescent moon

Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe and ignore the low, gravelly voice that whispers your name from your closet at 3AM

Is this excitement, anxiety or caffeine? I never know, I continue to be a mystery to myself

Hold on, I'm adding this to my dating profile

They apparently ate my ability to spell check my previous reply 😑 (I meant I, not u)

Problem is u wore a suit made of hay to the first date (or whatever goats eat I'm not a zoologist)

Got goat-fished on a dating app again (she was a goat the whole time)

when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances