Malpaso Milan

In Vance's defense, he doesn't want to piss off the people who will be doing his hair transplant surgery in 5... no, 3 years.

And there was no discussion of his research methods!

My dissertation committee gave me two choices: I could defend my dissertation the normal way, or I could eat a rubber tire to the tune of "Flight of the Bumblebee". I think you know what happened next.

One of the neatest things about reading QC for over 20 years is watching your art evolve from pretty workman-like to solid to distinctly you.

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

I honestly can't think of another pop star who captures the spirit of the original Muppets Show so perfectly.

And proud of it. Who would have thought we'd have people clammering to make Harrison Bergeron into reality?

The price we're paying for those drugs is democracy.

In theory that's why they're still in detention. But you're right, rhe Trump administration has not intention of (or abilityto) give them their day in court. So detention is also why of breaking people. Evil shit.

Plus there's due process. The government isn't supposed to just grab someone of the street and put them on a plane. That person has a right to defend their presence in the country under the law.

The Other Guys (best Will Ferrell movie)
The Simpsons: Literally all of season 4

You mean, like start there own church in protest of the Catholic church? What would they call this kind of sect?

Abolishing ICE and prosecuting its agents for violating people's Constitutional rights IS commonsense.

49 is a square number (in a good way)

DePaul made a huge mistake not backing Norman 20 years ago.

Clearly he's too busy doing all that stuff to spend time partying with other billionaire's at their sad, weird parties.

My favorite Hemmingway novel, an essential novel, especially today.

And using someone's appearance as a metaphor for their personality is one of the oldest literary tropes in all of literature.
Plus it can be used in both directions, either to represent a person's pettiness OR a person's humility and inner strength. We need more humanities education, don't we?

At this point? I think this should have been the rule back in 2007 when he was first prosecuted.

Maybe we should bring back phrenology.

That risk is for every GM and owner that very much doesn't want to hire him. Imagine the sports press going on about your team turned down an interview with a HoF coach. I'm sure some execs don't want to give Belicheck the leverage. Plus Belicheck is just a sour guy, so fux him.

I have a theory for why Belichick is not a first ballot HoF - he's still a coach. Yes he 'retired' from the NFL, but he's still a coach a UNC. Furthermore no one doubts his desire to get another coaching gig to beat Shula's record. While he meets the criteria for Canton, there's a risk he unretires

Be fair to Jesse Waters' mom: even she's on the record as thinking that her kid's TV show is terrible.

With X-Pac 'suck it' pumps.

Reading James Fenimore Cooper makes you appreciate classic American lit. Like, Nathaniel Hawthorne's prose could have been way more turgid and pointless.

Adin Ross would absolutely swat that campaign office.

Reading this article over a decade ago vastly improved my cooking abilities. I still think about it regularly when I cook. Thanks Tom!

I'm updating my class readings for this quarter to include this blog.

They're delicious. Have a nice mildly gamey taste like grass fed lamb. But you have to be ok with the screaming. They really put up a fight when you try to eat them. And their widows will call you 'elf murderer'.

I miss the days of making a mix CD as a way of communicating with a friend.