C. K. Harris

“We have to admit it, we just can’t compete with Coke. What can we do to stay in the game?”

“Prebiotic Pepsi?”

“Prebiotic Pepsi.”

Can confirm.

Ok so Isaac said back in September that he was about 2 weeks away from being done with this new Modest Mouse album. So when do we think I’ll be listening to the studio version of Third Side of the Moon? I neeeed iiiiittt

I’ll pay someone $5 to find my old iPod and fill it with all my Spotify albums and playlists

Everything is bad.
BUT there are new episodes of Love is Blind which, more importantly, means there’s a new Tait’s Take!

Just now getting into Modern Baseball. I guess I just thought Midwest emo would find me, but I ended up having to seek it out.

What does it say about me that after years of listening to the same old music, when I’ve finally found something new, it’s also old?

Stop showing me AI celebrities please

The world heard JD Vance being booed at the Olympics. Except for viewers in the US | Bryan Armen Graham The real risk for American broadcasters is not that dissent will be visible. It is that audiences will start assuming anything they do not show is being hidden

Why did the American audience apparently hear different audio of JD Vance's appearance at the Olympics than the audio heard by the rest of the world?

NBC denies muting. But it's part of overall disturbing developments in the US corporate media world.

Sometimes I like to watch the ableds doing abled things and just reminisce

Who wants to look at my student evaluations from my first semester for me? I can’t do it.

Brown cat with dragon fruit soft collar lying on a rug (left), same cat without the collar, with partially shaved front paws, standing next to a small dragon fruit toy (right)

My 17 year old baby had a mass removed (doing great!), and the vet loved him and his dragon fruit collar so much they bought him a toy to take its place 🩷

@chronicallyaves I don't know who needs to hear this but your chronically ill friends aren't ghosting you, they are stuck in a flare

I think my students get me.

Student A- “I thought of you yesterday. I was reading Everything Is Tuberculosis and thought it would be something you’d be into”

Student B- “Do you know the cartoon Daria? I just had to tell you- like, your style and your sense of humor really remind me of her”

Nice.

I’m afraid to be fully myself in the classroom because someone might decide that my life is worth less than theirs.

And I’m tired. I’m really tired of being afraid. But I’ll never be tired of helping. They can’t take that from me.

Anyway. That’s all I’ve got. (3/3)

I’m in my dream job, and I love it. But, I often find myself afraid. I’m afraid that someone with a temper and a gun will decide to terrorize my campus. I’m afraid that someone with a broken moral compass will interrupt my class to take one of my students. (2/3)

I went into the nursing *profession* to help people on a fundamentally human level. My PhD studies address LGBTQIA+ health inequities because I saw people suffering and I wanted to help them.

Now, not only can I forget any hopes of government funding, but my passions put a target on my back. (1/3)

Looks like I need to get back into The Basement Yard

CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….

Oh thank goodness.

I got the letter from insurance explaining that the med they approved 6 months ago is no longer approved because they know more about my health than my doctor and I do.

Phew, I’m glad they’re looking out!

logically I know listening to music really loud is bad for me but idk man being miserable is also bad for me so listen it is what it is

This disappoints me. Use your words. This is not an “immigration push.”

My favorite thing about classical music is you can tell when it’s Russian because of the way that it is

Ew gross he was in my city

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Interesting timing. Right when I start thinking I should start following hockey (Red Wings) again for *~reasons~*, Fedorov’s jersey is retired. I guess it’s been a while.

Yes, infuriating YouTube music video commenters, somebody is listening in 2026. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ASKING THIS?! STOP IT!!

Can you even imagine the cryptic song lyrics we’d be posting as status updates right now if all of this was happening fifteen years ago

A Gen Z student told me she liked my fit today 🥲

*the post, not the headline

Besides the actual, very relatable theme of this headline, my other favorite part is the liberal use of commas to make the cadence of the sentence incredibly clear. The neurotypicals could never.