New year, new me! *wakes from uneasy dreams to find Iβve been transformed into a gigantic insect*
02.01.2026 17:42 β π 54 π 15 π¬ 3 π 0@sparknotes.bsky.social
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New year, new me! *wakes from uneasy dreams to find Iβve been transformed into a gigantic insect*
02.01.2026 17:42 β π 54 π 15 π¬ 3 π 0every friend group has
- a woman who delights in anything ridiculous
- her soft-spoken sister
- a 27-year-old spinster with no prospects
- a wealthy and uncomfortable gentleman
- his best friend
- the best friend's deeply unpleasant sisters
β This user's good opinion once lost is lost forever
04.09.2025 15:20 β π 44 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0If I were the unnamed narrator in an Edgar Allan Poe story I would simply introduce myself
28.08.2025 21:13 β π 44 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0I adhere to the Jane Austen style of writing (dropping a surprise engagement around chapter 46 and naming the hottest character after myself)
20.08.2025 17:17 β π 40 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0having a shakespeare girl summer (I took a nap for 42 hours and everyone thought I died)
13.08.2025 20:36 β π 86 π 19 π¬ 3 π 0if you work online all day, avoid eye strain with the 20-20-20 rule! after 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then leave ithaca to fight in the trojan war and return 20 years later a broken man
11.08.2025 15:40 β π 544 π 317 π¬ 0 π 4You want me to make friends? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?
14.03.2025 16:52 β π 317 π 87 π¬ 4 π 6no I don't want to "work in an office," I want to be the catcher in the rye. what's that you ask? well you know how kids are always hanging out unsupervised near precarious cliffsides
06.02.2025 15:54 β π 63 π 5 π¬ 2 π 1New year, new me! *reappears onstage with the body of a man and the head of a donkey*
31.12.2024 15:50 β π 92 π 17 π¬ 2 π 3Hey
30.12.2024 17:20 β π 78 π 2 π¬ 9 π 0