Ben Fry

Anime Sickos Podcast

Something about "dad is inaccessible but is making lots of noise" sends toddlers into kill mode

I have the day off tomorrow and the kids will be at school: the rare day when I can play the tuba and not get yelled at

Washing your hands is amazing;; you just soap em up, add a lil water, then hey presto: all that nasty shit goes down the drain to fuck off forever

hey remember when LBJ called a tailor with a profoundly detailed request for pants that don't ride up on his nuts

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

shocked to learn dick cheney has been alive this whole time

I am fucking good at grocery shopping and saving money and every time a politician tries to tell people how to shop I want to [redacted]

4200 per year is about 80 bucks per week. I live in a cheap region and that's still only like 3/4 of an Aldi run if I'm keeping my wife and kids alive

I will simply continue slashing at the hydra; it has to run out of heads at SOME point

Buttercream frosting is too sweet. We're flying too close to the sun

Always remember that when I don't like something, I am personally attacking you

It's weird that $20 is the same as $60.. why is no one talking about this

Listen I don't know how to explain this but all my views are correct. Put that in the newspaper

I would sooner take to the woods and become an ascetic than send a read receipt

Why yes it does have some nickel plating. It is *fancy*

A very shiny rotary tuba, with a couple trombones nearby

Borrowed the *good* tuba from my dad; it's all over for you, you're cooked

Well that means MY date of birth is closer to WWII than it is to the present day. I feel nothing about this

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

2yo: scunsqeen

Me: sunscreen

2yo: scrumsqweem

Me: sun. screen.

2yo: ...scumscream

It's called Expedition 33 because it came out on the Nintendo 33

11: LIVESTOCK DEALER REGULATIONS EFFECTIVE: 8/16/1982 Download Chapter View History 009.03C Garbage-fed slaughter swine shall move to immediate slaughter. 009.04 Requirements for Release of Sheep.

I hate to be the one to remind everybody, but

Going to go out on a limb and say I'm probably the most ska-adjacent government official in my state

did u see this cat i posted, much to think about

I petted him this morning and he ignored me; what a king

Anyway this cat hangs outside the state capitol right where all the employees walk by so he gets lots of pets

I would eat ice cream for every meal if God didn't hate shit like that

just spat out my coffee, thank you

The Virgin Suicides was an Adventures of Pete and Pete spec script.