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What do we even put here? Portland? Portland sports? Dumb politics?

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This is how I found out Posobiec's schtick is called "Human Events", which is maybe the only name I could come up with that makes him sound less credible.

22.10.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm assass.

22.10.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:^) how r u?

22.10.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wait, I didn't know I could listen to the pickleball rulebook as a two-person podcast. Will it include ads for a $16 pair of socks that get holes after 3 months?

22.10.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No thank you, I will not be using Nano Banana imagine editing.

22.10.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Broom with hockey stick handle

Broom with hockey stick handle

Been wanting one of these since I started broomscrolling.

22.10.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow

21.10.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It definitely got me to utilize vinegars more, plus to keep at minimum a table salt, kosher salt, and flaky finishing salt on hand at all times and try to know when to use them.

21.10.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's cholula for me but absolutely.

And while Carolina BBQ isn't my top choice, the vinegar-based sauce is an improvement to almost any style.

21.10.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And "gravely injured" the suspect.

21.10.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He didn't shoot himself - the ICE agent shot the US Marshal.

21.10.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s called burying the lead

21.10.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3522    ๐Ÿ” 1238    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Just tell us you weren't John Stewart.

21.10.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's how people know you're straight-edge

21.10.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sigh

21.10.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It would make familes.

21.10.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not going to make a stupid MAGA joke abiut Canada but I very much want to.

21.10.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry my robot tells me that this only amounts to 60 hours, I'll stay a bit late tonight figuring out what went wrong.

20.10.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I spend 24 hours per week making a robot to do my job and 48 hours fixing the mistakes made by the robot I've built to do my job.

20.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty much Skyrim too

20.10.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For sport, I tell you. For sport.

19.10.2025 08:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 500    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

FUCK.

20.10.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FUCK.

20.10.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
19.10.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 138    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

On the upside, he did lose his glasses so maybe he didn't have to watch.

19.10.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You cannot call yourself a capitalist with a TV that small in 2025.

19.10.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I liked Sisyphus's friend.

19.10.2025 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.

Remember them the next time youโ€™re inclined to write an area off because โ€œthey voted for this.โ€

18.10.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16112    ๐Ÿ” 3927    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 410    ๐Ÿ“Œ 272
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Salmon clear last Klamath dams, reaching Williamson and Sprague rivers Just a year after four dams were removed, a group of fall Chinook have migrated nearly 300 miles into the Upper Klamath Basin.

For the first time in more than 100 years, Chinook salmon have been spotted at the confluence of the Sprague and Williamson rivers in Chiloquin, the government seat of the Klamath Tribes in Southern Oregon.

18.10.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1276    ๐Ÿ” 442    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64

Just saw a couple fully making out in line at the Hawthorne Fred Meyer and can only assume it's because of the Mariners.

18.10.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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