Pat Breen (not famous)

Great day to be alive

Fuck off! Eat SHIT!!!

They will let anyone be in the military. That’s why there’s so many war criminals.

I think it speaks to the degradation of our culture that a nice old guy had to be killed to convince the idiots of the world to watch a good movie for once in their lives. (Conclave)

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Go back to twitter bitch

Verhoevens most unhinged movie in a catalogue that includes a story about a guy that is turned invisible and a side effect is he becomes a psychotic murder rapist.

I know all my savings were wiped out because of a speech last week but at least I know now they can’t take it from me to pay off someone else’s student loan so I’m very happy with everything

Did we always do March madness into April? We need to contain the madness to one month please

That’s tradecraft, greg

Important to play them Van Weezer afterwards so they can grasp the concept of disappointment.

Every character in the new Robert deniro movie is at least 75 years old. What if you made a mob movie and it was just only populated by Junior Soprano types?

Bong is the only director letting actors do the weirdest voice they can think of! He’s a hero!

It’s incredibly cowardly that none of the people that won a billion dollars at the lottery have given John carpenter 100 million dollars to make whatever movie he wants. My wife would be pissed but that would be the first thing I did.

Grok, how do I build a small bomb

At one point he declares with ultimate authority that chocolate and vanilla are the only worthwhile ice cream flavors. These are things that reacher does that transform him from a mere character into a cultural touchstone.

Guys, on multiple occasions in the scant 3 available hours of new reacher tv show, Jack reacher tells the bad guys he needs to take a piss as a means of tricking them to buy time. He does not need to piss even once.

New Yorkers are incredibly hateable and justifiably so. They have dogshit takes like this native New Yorker one to make themselves feel better about being raised in a corrupt corporate hellscape and 50% of the elected mayors in this century have been Rudy Giuliani and Eric Adams.

Watched this on your recco. Really, quite a movie where stuff someone made up happens, which is what a story technically is I guess. It does all that well. 10/10

Cute dog wrapped in a blanket

Marlowe would like to wish a happy Sunday to all, even the haters and losers.

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Marlowe has done it again

Tbh I’ve been pitching Walton Goggins’ Wonton Lozenges. Chinese food flavored cough drops is just a good idea.

What a complete cuck you are. You fucking suck!

Blocked and reported. Hope this post makes you chuckle when you and others like you are rounded up by the newly announced patriot squad.

It’s not great, but I’ll take the humorless bores on Bluesky over the single brain cell racist freaks on Twitter.

Slay

Thank you. You were wrong here and it’s incredible you admitted it like this.

This is probably closer to $25 IRL. $17 is probably right for the bread plus 2 containers of name brand cream cheese. Here it is from a regular grocery store an hour outside NYC, but keep being the way you are. People probably like you.

POV: a traveling salesman psyching themselves up before another attempt. “Not today, death.”