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Molly Gee

@voolala.bsky.social

(she/her) Card game producer, comedian, and all-around weirdo. HOH. I read a lot (mostly horror, always fiction), I swear a lot, I cook and bake a lot. Big fan of bikinis, beer, and sunshine. ACAB. @mollydala on IG.

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Latest posts by voolala.bsky.social on Bluesky

Every time we're out walking and we end up helping an elderly neighbor, I happen to be wearing my "Higher Than Giraffe Pussy" tank top.

09.08.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
It's me, a white lady with a huge mass of curly blond hair that's particularly large and fluffy this morning. I'm making a face.

It's me, a white lady with a huge mass of curly blond hair that's particularly large and fluffy this morning. I'm making a face.

I have not yet gone outside and I wear a bonnet to sleep so post-walkies hair is gonna be pretty funny.

09.08.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a girl with a choker and brat written on the bottom Alt: A young white girl with straight brown hair gives side-eye to the camera, as if she can't believe you just said that out loud

I'm imagining this face

09.08.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two black and white Klee Kai dogs (they look like mini huskies) look at the camera making huge smiles with open Muppet mouths. The littler one is close to the camera, and his big sister is a few steps behind him.

Two black and white Klee Kai dogs (they look like mini huskies) look at the camera making huge smiles with open Muppet mouths. The littler one is close to the camera, and his big sister is a few steps behind him.

Have some joy!

09.08.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
SNL Digital Short- Dear Sister (Original)
YouTube video by radioactivegerbil SNL Digital Short- Dear Sister (Original)

My brother and I have a running joke that involves the phrase "Tonight, things on The O.C are going to change forever." Also this:

09.08.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so excited to see it. I love Zach Cregger's work and have for a long long time.

08.08.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of the book "Crabs: The Human Sacrifice" by Guy N. Smith. The tagline is "The sea can't hold them. We can't stop them. They're here to kill!" The art shows a bigger-than-human-sized crab standing over an unconscious white woman who is garbed in white cloth and laid out on a stone altar. The crab is holding a dagger by pinching it precariously with its larger claw, and has raised it over the woman. Light glints off the blade, so we know this crab is not fucking around.

The cover of the book "Crabs: The Human Sacrifice" by Guy N. Smith. The tagline is "The sea can't hold them. We can't stop them. They're here to kill!" The art shows a bigger-than-human-sized crab standing over an unconscious white woman who is garbed in white cloth and laid out on a stone altar. The crab is holding a dagger by pinching it precariously with its larger claw, and has raised it over the woman. Light glints off the blade, so we know this crab is not fucking around.

@chebutykin.bsky.social @jerrytron.com @velcroking.bsky.social @petsnakereggie.bsky.social @missshannan.bsky.social @leeharris.net

08.08.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's why you keep getting his most caffeinated battles

08.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his eyes closed . Alt: Jonah Hill looks exhausted, annoyed. He rubs the corner of his eye and bridge of his nose in a weary, frustrated gesture.
08.08.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch

Seven Blades in Black by Sam Sykes

The Secret History by Donna Tartt

A Head Full of Ghosts by Paul Tremblay

Dreams and Shadows by C. Robert Cargill

There Is No Antimemetics Division by qntm

07.08.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SERIOUSLY, how has no one remade this in the age of connectivity? This game could be huge.

07.08.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Majestic! PLEASE SOMEONE TAKE MY MONEY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majesti...

07.08.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His Holiness

07.08.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Title text, "All of Mpls All Stars" with text below: "Council Vice President Aisha Chughtai was elected because she's a 'nice, young, you know, ethnic woman.'" Attributed to "All of Mpls Endorsed Candidate Becka Thompson" Below that is a photo of Becka Thompson at the center of a constellation of photos of AOM-endorsed candidates, including Jacob Frey, Shelley Madore, Elizabeth Shaffer, Lydia Millard and Josh Bassais. All of this over a photo of stars in the sky.

Title text, "All of Mpls All Stars" with text below: "Council Vice President Aisha Chughtai was elected because she's a 'nice, young, you know, ethnic woman.'" Attributed to "All of Mpls Endorsed Candidate Becka Thompson" Below that is a photo of Becka Thompson at the center of a constellation of photos of AOM-endorsed candidates, including Jacob Frey, Shelley Madore, Elizabeth Shaffer, Lydia Millard and Josh Bassais. All of this over a photo of stars in the sky.

Weeks after making racist remarks against @aurinmpls.bsky.social, All of Mpls-endorsed candidate Becka Thompson made racist remarks about Council Vice President @aishaforward10.com.

To make matters worse, neither All of Mpls nor their endorsed candidates have called out the remarks.

07.08.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Doomscrolling, as we all know, is named after Doctor Doom's habit of reading the news and getting angry whenever Reed Richards is mentioned

06.08.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 231    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

It's amazing to me how people weaponize politeness like you just did at the end of this reply. Why do you keep looking for a way to take a bite out of me? Truly, why have you decided I am your enemy opposition?

05.08.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's always salacious, inflaming posts that are cut off at a moment perfectly timed to make your brain want to tap for more information or context, too.

05.08.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't say I don't like your take. I didn't even disagree with you. I wanted to make sure you saw the context for the reply to which you were replying. That's all.

05.08.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't respond to strawman arguments people present to martyr themselves.

05.08.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's quite a rude reply. Your comment was not, in fact, what you are now saying your point is. If it had been, it would have been completely clear. Also, I did not tell you to "reread Chris' comment" at all. I pointed out it was in context of a thread that many people seemed to be missing.

05.08.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The police are not welcome at my South Minneapolis neighborhood block party for National Night Out. Anyone else have an absolutely amazing crew of neighbors who recognize the harm done by the MPD and choose to celebrate their neighborhood solidarity in lieu of copaganda?

05.08.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not visually impaired but I'm an alt-text connoisseur who always reads it when it's made available, and yours is really great. You put a lot of work into it and the descriptions perfectly match the visual action.

05.08.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You need to read the conversation he's replying to. He's saying out of the people he knew making $20 million a year, the happiest ones he knew lived like they made $200k instead.

05.08.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reported the post as impersonation.

04.08.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the love of God, Aric!

04.08.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was this skeet prompted by THE NAKED GUN?

04.08.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Jason get through cancer, organized by Jason Arnopp Hello you, I really didn’t want to set up this appeal. Quite honestly, after 35 years… Jason Arnopp needs your support for Help Jason get through cancer

Jason is a good dude and writer and needs help. Please share and/or consider donating.

www.gofundme.com/f/help-jason...

03.08.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot damn!!

03.08.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@captainheck.bsky.social You will enjoy this article. Well, "enjoy" I guess is more accurate.

02.08.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

In 2017, Jacob Frey pledged to "end homelessness" in five years. He's had two terms as mayor since then. He is not a compassionate person. I want a mayor who sees unsheltered people as neighbors and not obstacles to be bulldozed.

02.08.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@voolala is following 20 prominent accounts