Note to self: 3D print chicken feet and glue to a cardboard foundation, so I can turn D&D miniature cottages into a hag house and use them in encounters.
14.11.2025 20:06 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@utsanomiko.bsky.social
Stranger in a strange land. Anime expatriate, class traitor, shameless cat dad. Iβm just looking to riff with the cool kids. Dismantle capitalism. ππ§π½ββοΈ He/Him.
Note to self: 3D print chicken feet and glue to a cardboard foundation, so I can turn D&D miniature cottages into a hag house and use them in encounters.
14.11.2025 20:06 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It looks like itβd make for a better icecream sandwich.
14.11.2025 06:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot of a rathergood.com video of a cow turned into a cube.
βCow! Cube! COWUUUBE!β
10.11.2025 17:06 β π 29 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Iβm sorry but I skimmed this post too fast and somehow read the chefβs quote in the singing voice of Gordon Lightfoot.
10.11.2025 16:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Things are rough lately but on the other handβ¦ this cat loves catching bubbles.
10.11.2025 03:30 β π 9 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Just plain olβ regular childrenβs bubble blower solution. I figure itβs a safe enough soap if a cat eats only a couple bubbles every few months, and Edward just loves chasing them, usually starts chattering at the sight of bubbles.
Alphonse doesnβt really care for them, on the other hand.
Edward the cat loves catching bubbles. One of lifeβs little joys.
10.11.2025 03:16 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0Spent an hour trying to locate a restore point in the 90-day backups with the requested files only for the user to clarify they probably havenβt existed in the past 3 years.
Yeah we donβt do disaster recovery that far back.
I love how Glen A Larson had so much experience in producing science fiction for television without any idea as to what science fiction is.
04.11.2025 18:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Jamitov Hymen, the villain from Zeta Gundam and architect of the Delaz Fleet and Gryps conflicts.
Jamitov Hymen died today.
04.11.2025 17:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quick, we only have a few days to locate and destroy his phylactery before he rematerializes.
04.11.2025 16:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Finally found a place to watch Tron: Ares.
Wasted rehashed premise, lame lead, only thing worth my time was the musical talent. 9/10 stars.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUts...
That just means he was *trying* to cheat but was too dumb.
03.11.2025 18:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Picture of an opened bag of Skittles next to a small pile of assorted flavors of Skittles candies plus a yellow circle with a J on it. The caption reads: BE CAREFUL WHEN INSPECTING HALLOWEEN CANDY! I OPENED A BAG OF SKITTLES AND FOUND IT CONTAINED A RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 STORY MISSION FROM JOHN MARSTON. IT IMMEDIATELY ACTIVATED AND EVENTUALLY LEAD TO A HUGE GUNFIGHT AND NOW I HAVE A $150 BOUNTY AND THE VAN DER LINDE GANG IS MOVING CAMP AGAIN BEFORE I WAS READY TO START THE NEXT CHAPTER. I JUST WANTED TO DONATE A RABBIT TO PEARSON.
Tis the season.
31.10.2025 00:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alphonse the gray tabby cat, curled up on my lap with my arm around him and his front paw on my forearm.
Heβs too cute when he sleeps!
30.10.2025 05:16 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Too bad they made the Acolyte on much of the same principles. Whoops.
27.10.2025 19:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs only true for Ashoka, cramming him into the last couple episodes.
The kids cartoon was actually smarter about actively using him.
Every other image uploaded to Next Door looks like this.
βDo you know who these kids are?! They rang my doorbell at 5:00pm yesterday.β
Interesting, I figured it was gamist/simulationist βhow good are you at doing stuffβ VS narrativist βhow do you go about attempting stuffβ.
21.10.2025 20:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When youβre retired, you can stand in your porch/window all day and enjoy listening to the birds cussing.
21.10.2025 18:37 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aw dang somebody made this joke five quotes down.
Oh well, my version is more accurate.
βGet βem, gumshoes!β
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only.
20.10.2025 18:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1This *is* my Halloween-themed screen name, I just use it year-round.
20.10.2025 01:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The solution to the Mormons renaming the Kum & Go gas stations to Maverik is we have to pull a santorum and start using βmaverickβ as an even dirtier euphemism.
18.10.2025 04:50 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Too late, the lead poisoning has already gotten to them. Now they will act like mini boomers by treating any attempt to teach them something new as a hostile act.
Your only inroad now will be if you can blame adulterated protein powders on Jimmy Carter and they already know who that is.
Might be a toss up between Home Alone for Super Nintendo or Quest 64.
15.10.2025 14:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs still task paralysis if you blame it on the cat.
14.10.2025 22:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alphonse the grey tabby cat, sitting with his front paws folded in front of his chest.
Alphonse the grey tabby cat, sitting with his front paws folded in front of his chest. His eyes are partially closed.
Alphonse, the distinguished gentleman.
14.10.2025 22:31 β π 55 π 4 π¬ 1 π 1AI proponents use Marylin Monroe as a shorthand for βchoose your own public sex fantasy icon and/or personal stalker targetβ.
In other words theyβre just advertising AI for automated deepfakes/revenge porn. Thatβs the whole premise.
Itβs fine, nothing can actually die in Oz. Those wolves were still alive but couldnβt do much without heads.
All those Wheelers turned to sand in the deadly desert? Still alive, just made of sand now.
The parts the Tin Man chopped off & replaced with tin? Reassembled into the man βChopfytβ.