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"still coming thick and fast" was an incredible turn of phrase to use regarding vasectomy based emails today. Bravo.

And after the Liverpool fans tried so hard to get it abandoned too

Was so determined not to listen today following last night, but I also can't turn down a Noz episode. Conundrum.

If the Saudi's wanted it, Infantino would make it happen

"That c*nt ****er" was the highlight of my week.

Why do presenters and pundits refuse to understand what XG is?

Probably not the worst thing going out. Time on the training ground is probably better at this point than a 2 legged semi against top opposition

Why are United so rotten at the beginning of halves?

Knowing the last few years at United, If they haven't been sacked since, the best they can hope for from the new lot is that they get to keep their holiday allowance and sick pay

Rewarded by being taken off 😒

Had some sympathy with the gibbs white goal, but the third followed by a howler of a pass minutes later was not a good look

Ded Read Gedemption?

I felt this, but to be fair he played in the final, had the chance to be in the first England team to win something since '66, you can't expect players to pass up on opportunities like that. He felt fit and couldn't have predicted injuries to come

I can tell I have a lot of work on because I just spent 5 mins researching why J.K. Simmons doesn't get called Jonathan #adhdbrain

This doesn't feel right. You'd happily take the four chances we scored from as enough every game, both Zirkzee's goals you'd expect to be finished, a glitch in the model maybe.

That nose shared a vape with my brother

Your own personal opinion

In a sense you have to admire how well he has monetised being a mouthpiece for football players, and the fact it was so innovating in a social media world. In another sense, he's a rape apologising c*nt that can get in the bin.

We had to suffer everyone wanging on about "heavy metal football" for eight years, he can do five minutes on a back 5

Get Bruno off corners, I'm begging you

I'd rather see Shaw for Dalot

Can't believe I'm saying it, but where would we be without Andre Onana this season?

Watching Muppets Most Wanted with the kids, and the P Diddy cameo was a complete jump scare

It won't happen though, will it? It's clear as day what they've done, but I have exactly 0% trust in the FA and government to actually action any consequences. Will all be hidden in suspended punishments and legalese to make it look like something has happened.

(is naturally flighty and prone to starting too many projects than the time i have to finish them) what if i got s ranks in every sonic game

The move to bluesky has come at a perfect time in my life i.e. I had recently completely destroyed my other timeline with WWE content from the 90/00s

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