Jonathan Fisher

just made a “new Fallout map looks weird” gag in a group chat and no one reacted, fuming

saw a fair few on bridges/the roadside in Shropshire-ish this weekend

I am very tempted to get one of your drawings as a tattoo one day - would you give this your blessing?

these are so beautiful, a highlight of every sumo tournament

unfortunately I cannot imagine Trump’s America even considering arresting a major star on the eve of a World Cup for any crime, let alone for a crime we have evidence that Trump does not take seriously

sorry why is Ronaldo crying? this may be the least prestigious competition he’s ever won, and I am including the 2007 Community Shield in that

seems like Isco’s gap year treated him well

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

Mac Demarco at Aviva Studios. £47???????

I’ve only had a flat broken into once (and actually I suspect it was actually a guest of a flatmate who stole my partner’s laptop) but it definitely made me nervous about it reoccurring for a while afterwards. it’s so violating!

it’s not a constant hum, but it is spiking often enough that I will definitely be seeking help for it. never used to have any kind of issue with flying, and now it makes me nervous, but for no reason I can really pinpoint. annoying! would love to still be blasé about my life!

still have like.. idk, disaster anxiety? ever since watching our kitchen ceiling collapse and nearly dome our neighbour who’d come over to help. and it’s got worse over time! I should probably talk to a professional about this, not the internet

a beautiful man, we are blessed to be living in the same timeline

parents: did having a kid make you more anxious about your personal safety? I have many new anxieties! about stuff I never used to care about!

Laurence Fox only raises £5 as he tries to crowdfund legal fees

God bless the person who donated a fiver, because somehow it makes this even funnier than if he has raised nothing.

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In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.

Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast

Men are not constantly being told “you’re bad,” they are constantly being told “LEFT WING SJWS THINK YOU’RE BAD” by conservative propaganda. There’s a huge difference.

was just reminded of “milifandom”. what a country.

homelessness in the States is nooooooo joke. seen some terrifying/devastating things just wandering around. daytime/nighttime whatever. misery.

Rio really doesn’t add anything does he? loud air

if there was a good bubble tea place a walking distance from my house it would be so so over for my bank account

it is fun to read profiles of this guy which play him up as some diabolical mastermind and then watch him in action and see a huge loser

sorry for Daily Mail quoting but gooooooooood lord this woman’s hitrate is abysmal

it’s almost like I wasn’t replying directly to you isn’t it

it’s clearly not? and this bus driver wasn’t murdered? Israel does a hundred abhorrent things every day, really don’t know why you’d feel the need to make anything up

"If they still think we're going to scrap the cap then they're listening to the wrong people. We're simply not going to find a way to do that. The cap is popular with key voters, who see it as a matter of fairness," one source said.

If 💃
they still think 🤨
we're going to 💁‍♀️
scrap the cap 🧢
then they're listening 🙉🙉🙉
to the wrong people 🫦

it is hateful how sassy ‘government sources’ get when they’re speaking off the record, about CHILD POVERTY no less. “read the tea leaves babe” how about you start looking for another job, far, far away from the levers of control you fucking monster

almost everything you can do to support babies, children and young people — from antenatal classes, to paid parental leave, to early years care, to free school meals, to sure start centres and libraries and youth groups — saves the state money in the long run