Would honestly be the best follow-up bit OP could muster
14.02.2026 22:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@justtom.bsky.social
I'm the baddest bitch in this club
Would honestly be the best follow-up bit OP could muster
14.02.2026 22:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lyrics from Blockbuster Night Pt 1 by Run the Jewels reading: The fellows at the top are likely rapists But you like "Mellow out man, just relax, it's really not that complicated" Well pardon me, I guess I'm just as sane as you explain'ed Or maybe sanctifying the sadistic is deranged
I think about this @el-p.bsky.social lyric often, and don't think it's ever been more relevant than it is today
01.02.2026 00:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Having said that, "Obama opened his doors knowing I was a criminal" hits differently now
31.01.2026 18:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pusha T the only rapper who could turn being in the Epstein files into a flex
31.01.2026 18:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good evening fellow Super League enjoyers
28.01.2026 22:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0silly goose, that only restores MP
27.01.2026 12:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bet chinese internet has tonnes of funny meme faces they use to make fun of Xi or the taiwanese or w/e. can we have some of those please
27.01.2026 12:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Had high hopes for these guys but they just don't seem to hit the same as the seething libtard or the chad yes guy
27.01.2026 12:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The continued proliferation of soyjaks is a sign of cultural stagnation. It's been over ten years, why have we been unable to come up with a new set of weird guys to mock our posting enemies with?
27.01.2026 12:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mogging the jobcels by benefitsmaxxing
26.01.2026 13:52 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Just let people immigrate illegally, it's not even bad. "Ohhhhh nooooo, you cant be here sir, you didn't fill in the right forms" bite me
25.01.2026 16:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's hard to think of a more apt metaphor for selling your soul than handing over the Nobel Peace Prize to the devil so you can become president
16.01.2026 11:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This lady's style and vibe just made my whole day. What a delightful person!
13.01.2026 18:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can we add a .jpg to the end of that 'hello'?
07.01.2026 09:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bet the following yearβs Nakatomi Corporation office Christmas party had a way different vibe.
25.12.2025 20:42 β π 41 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0Instant new addition to my lexicon
13.12.2025 09:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Legend of Zelda screenshot. Malon: "Everyone seems to be turning evilβ¦"
Relatable
09.12.2025 23:40 β π 4523 π 716 π¬ 47 π 13Yeah man. You got his ass
09.12.2025 00:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm not gonna pretend that MK Annihilation deserves a higher rating, but it is a perfect 'bad' movie to throw on and riff along with friends. It's a great movie night experience
08.12.2025 23:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me changing the sheets:
08.12.2025 23:40 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He's morphing into a trollface right in front of our eyes
05.12.2025 19:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is this a one-time thing, or is it like a coffee shop loyalty card where youβve got to get x amount of stamps before being granted a free slur?
04.12.2025 13:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I can't believe I never put these two things together
04.12.2025 08:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just got a Spotify Wrapped video from the Pod Save America bros, it's never been more over for me
03.12.2025 17:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's combover
12.11.2025 13:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Milkshakes are passe. Normalise throwing piss at fascist crybullies
27.10.2025 09:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's not that big of a deal
23.10.2025 13:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's not really a big deal
23.10.2025 13:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Much appreciated!
23.10.2025 10:17 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0