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@tannersy.bsky.social

Gamer, dad to goblins (they're kids, I promise), sometimes drunk. Londoner. Rolling nat 1s since 1977. Cracking jokes even when I probably shouldn't.

71 Followers  |  420 Following  |  97 Posts  |  Joined: 05.05.2025  |  1.3629

Latest posts by tannersy.bsky.social on Bluesky

I would like to pause time. #Relatable

18.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Another week loading… #ParentingLife

18.02.2026 09:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sunday dread. Classic. #SundayMood #DadLife

17.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re bored. I’m tired. Let’s roll for initiative. #DnDHumor #Parenting

17.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weekends now just mean louder days. #ParentingLife

17.02.2026 09:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saturday again. Time remains fake. #WeekendVibes #DadHumor

16.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love seeing people actually finish things. #CreativeEnergy

16.02.2026 09:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dalekhead’s GNAW Kickstarter has been a bright spot in a long month. Proper passion project energy. #Kickstarter #TTRPG #IndieRPG

15.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saw some cool stuff coming out of GNAW recently. Always nice seeing people finish creative projects. #TTRPG #IndieRPG #CreativeLife

15.02.2026 10:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still pretending February will fix everything. #Relatable

14.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the bit of winter where motivation goes missing. #BritishLife #WinterHumor

14.02.2026 09:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Late January feels personal. #JanuaryMood #DadLife

13.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apparently I’ve done something wrong. Again. #ParentingComedy

13.02.2026 10:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Teens communicate more through silence than words. #Parenting #TeenEnergy

12.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Teenagers have mastered passive-aggressive eye contact. #TeenLife #DadHumor

12.02.2026 09:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need a rest day from the month. #Relatable

11.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If life had hit points, winter parenting would chip away at them slowly. #Parenting #DadHumor

11.02.2026 09:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

January fatigue setting in. Considering a long rest. #JanuaryBlues #DnDHumor

10.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Confidence lasts until you realise someone’s missing a shoe. #ParentingFails

10.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Children operate on a different initiative order before 8am. #Parenting #DnDLife

10.02.2026 09:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

School morning difficulty spike activated. #SchoolRun #DadLife

09.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tomorrow exists and no one asked for it. #Relatable

09.02.2026 09:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sunday evenings always feel like you forgot to save your progress. #ParentingLife #DnDHumor

08.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sunday night again. Time truly is the final boss. #SundayScaries #DadHumor

08.02.2026 10:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Asked what the plan was. There is no plan. #Relatable

07.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weekends are unstructured gameplay. No prep, high chaos, snacks required. #Parenting #WeekendVibes

07.02.2026 09:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saturday: everyone’s bored, no one knows what they want. Classic random encounter. #WeekendChaos #DadLife

06.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If parenting had dice rolls, mine would be cursed. #ParentingComedy #DnD

06.02.2026 10:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The overlap between parenting and running D&D is bigger than I expected. Rules explained. Chaos ensues. #DnD #Parenting #NerdLife

05.02.2026 17:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ran D&D last night. Party ignored the plot and argued about snacks. Honestly felt familiar. #DnD #DadHumor #TTRPG

05.02.2026 09:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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