Seasonally Appropriate Leask

the bird oo's bloomin' readin' this I say, guv

If someone tried to fan lore at me I'd hit them with a brick

"fan lore," the two worst words in the english language

Dudes rock

he's pretty good at that whole acting thing. it's okay if he knows it!

pete alonso welcome home. no more stinky new york

not until the final year of his rookie deal but don't worry you'll get him for a song

the o's fans in your life are feastin @twolemonades.com

I have seen some fun tiktoks going around bc of this series where women describe hockey uniforms as "shorts, thigh highs, garters and oversized sweaters... the cuntiest outfit"

I believe this to be correct

competition kitchen, it's basically a "draw some cards and describe the silly meal you would make with it"

I personally would want to drink out of the home run hydration station rather than hear bryce talk about his raw milk and disgusting pancakes

I do (blood feud with philly sports) but that is my hater cross to bear

These covers imply that they're not wearing underwear, garters or cups. Their thigh-high socks are staying up with a hope and a slutty dream. 🫡

I'm moderately gullible and I think that's an okay way to live

finding out they also made the same offer to schwarbs as the phils did made me think "okay maybe they're serious"

my large son pete!!

you're going on a watch list with sonic fans

(the best triplet will be Little Canada)

Listen, let us come up with a detente. I admit I have only been to the airport (there are snoopys so I came away positive). I will come to the twin cities, visit both with you and other friends as guides, and pronounce the good and bad twins.

You'd better add literally 10-12 hours to that ETA, buster brown

I don't see them complaining about the unfairness of the recall petition against the NDP MLA where the reasoning is "she didn't listen to parents when she supported the teachers!" (the MLA did in fact do extensive work with her constituents and took the action the overwhelming majority supported)

There's always one twin that sucks

There's never been a good podcast ad. I've gotten ads for podcasts I LIKE and I come out of the ads wondering if I should like the shows a little bit less

Can we cut it out with the "Ancient Yuletide Carol" stuff? She's thirty-six.

sagely: honestly me might be cool enough that he's allowed to sleep with the nanny

This is a really phenomenal piece! I always like reading your work and this was an instant classic.

I swear it sounds like I'm doing a bit now but I really have always wanted one of those big tennis balls. Every time I've held one it's been the most satisfying thing in the world.

unironically: greatest city in da world baby!

I don't think so! I think he's just cool

I can't speak to his personal life obviously but he is just so refreshing. I love watching him work. I love watching him TALK about the work because he's so curious. Every time I see or read an interview he's talking with humility about art. Plus he's cool to native people so that's a plus