Mitch

The stupid…it hurts

pinhead Noah Smith blurped: Kind of hilarious that woke's big comeback moment was an all-out attack on a blue jeans ad. You'd think they'd have started with something more solid and defensible, since rightists are doing and saying actual racist stuff every day. But nope, they just pretended it was 2020.

the beatings, er, mentions will continue until we actually give a shit about this story? i guess?

My thoughts are it’s about 60% bots minimum

They need some new material, they’ve become boring AF

Not to be too parochial here but our beef shits on American beef

Insane

Yes

FFS. Trump has done nothing but lie to you. He had the entire FBI DOJ CIA NSA and Special Investigator for four years and they found fuck all to back up Trump’s lies.

No comment required but the term cognitive dissonance springs to mind

With the updated RCV totals just released by the Board of Elections, our campaign has officially earned the most total votes in a primary in New York City history.

You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

Need I remind everyone that "but is she black or Indian?!?!?!?" was like a month of our life last year.

It's not even creative; just the same shit.

This sentence, typed in her dissent, should scare the living fuck out of everyone in this country.

"This Supreme Court is an existential threat to the rule of law."

– Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson

Yeah I get that, wasn’t having a dig at you- respect 🫡

You’re living a real life

Ahh, no.

charlie kirk is a fucking potato.

Do they really think they can scare us with the word “socialist” when they are literally sending out men in masks with no warrants and no badges to disappear people off American streets?

I know what I’m scared of, and it’s not a socialist.

Any more irony in that and they’ll give her a spot on the periodic table

And as a wise man once said, you are what you is

You mean it’s not because he’s a Muslim? Shocked I tell ya

Brilliant. 10/10. No notes.

Removing any doubt that the people of NY have chosen well

RUSSIA AND UKRAINE ARE NOW IN A CEASEFIRE BECAUSE I SAID SO IN THIS TWEET.
I DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
YOUR FRIEND, TRAKEY.

Touché.

In most self coups I know, an aspiring dictator would exploit an existing crisis to give himself more power.
What's depressing about America today is that there was no crisis at all, and the economy was booming. But people suddenly decided to allow a guy to do anything he wanted, even with veterans.

They’re a very flexible outfit Ron

That’s because his minders won’t let a real journalist anywhere near him