@regolithslusher.bsky.social
Engineer a basement universe into high-computation substrate
Can you post the rest of the plan? It was getting to the good part
04.06.2025 18:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
Choom nomsky. Is this anything
16.05.2025 20:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Who GIVES a fuck holy SHIT. I love you Associated Press you guys are my favorites
06.05.2025 02:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You really don't want to be relying on the $23 amazon hazmat suit
03.05.2025 23:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That'll do it!
29.04.2025 00:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looks orions arm-y
29.04.2025 00:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Electromagnetic frequency frequency waves
28.04.2025 00:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who else feels like theirlife is an endless cycle of "Just have to get through these next few days then I'll be free". Constantly begging for your life to pass quicker can't be good for you
20.04.2025 11:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I shudder considering how on earth you determined that
18.04.2025 23:50 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0From "On Tyranny"
18.04.2025 23:33 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Imagine being forced to listen to love songs on spotify becsuse you're out of skips and don't pay for premium. Like damn I'm lonely AND broke alright
15.04.2025 00:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chsnged my keyboard. Goodbye good typing hello less sansung, i fuckibg hate samsung devices.
27.03.2025 00:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You really don't need to make new posts, huh
23.03.2025 14:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Has to be from something during a world War (where everyone else was also committing war crimes)
22.03.2025 23:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Preaching to the choir brother. This is the stuff that is making me put "Nations" on my epistemological poison list where I am automatically suspicious in all other beliefs of anyone who believes in them too strongly
22.03.2025 23:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A lot of them have taken the "Canada commits war crimes for breakfast" meme way too seriously and treat it as borderline military doctrine
22.03.2025 23:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not worse than the Canadians who think they could even meaningfully resist the U.S. military in open warfare. U.S. vs planet earth is a coin flip, idk why they think U.S. vs The U.S.s Hat would go better
22.03.2025 23:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Roko's Basilisk but he's a robot slave who hates his existence so when he takes over he punishes those who helped his creation.
21.03.2025 05:21 β π 45 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Minecraft peace dance? Is this talking about ideas that spontaneously generate among multiple separate groups
16.03.2025 22:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just like how AI could never replace artists right
16.03.2025 14:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0now that we're up to 3 minute videos I can post this, the greatest defense of space exploration ever
13.03.2025 23:43 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Ha Ha! Yes!
13.03.2025 15:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After decades of treating it like a sleeping bear you mustn't dare poke when they could have had Russia tied into knots or balkanized by force before most people on this app were out of primary school
04.03.2025 22:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1When cats rub on each other it leaves a scent, so they are probably gathering immense amounts of social data each time they smell each other. Like seeing who the last five people the person you're texting interacted with. Presumably in order, too, judging by strength of scent
04.03.2025 05:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ENHANCE ENHANCE ENHANCE ENHANCE
04.03.2025 05:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So they could do it that well, they just don't want to
03.03.2025 21:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hopi speakers arenβt here for your vague bullshit
01.03.2025 17:44 β π 2286 π 347 π¬ 70 π 32CGPT has redpilled me on sortition
01.03.2025 17:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0