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@dgkth.bsky.social

⚽️ COYS πŸ™οΈ Philly β˜€οΈ Optimist Here for the delicate balance of serious takes and very good memes

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Nah but it’s some WILD scope creep. Doc turning into multiple shirt form ads? They can fuck off unless you’re charging incrementals.

18.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Infantino holding the world cup.

Concern at FIFA lack of hype surrounding the world cup. Despite 48 countries involved, many seats remain unsold.

Infantino holding the world cup. Concern at FIFA lack of hype surrounding the world cup. Despite 48 countries involved, many seats remain unsold.

IDK, maybe it's the over priced seats? The over priced car parking? The inevitably over outpriced everything?

Or perhaps the very real that to anyone traveling to the USA that either they won't be let in the country or will be kidnapped by ICE for simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time?

18.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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18.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with glasses and a beard is driving a car and singing ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is driving a car and singing
18.02.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey Scope,

17.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Our new manager moved one house closer.

Now he’s Tudors Down.

Send skeet.

17.02.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Future utopia meme with flying cars and clean air

Future utopia meme with flying cars and clean air

Imagining Tottenham Hotspur without Johan Lange

16.02.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm guessing it's more boring than that: They had been working to replace Matt Wells since he left. They assumed Frank's staff would at least see out the year.

16.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWe shouldn’t have hired Frank”

16.02.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Vicki Mendoza diagonal for Arsenal fanalysts

15.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Athletic article:

Igor Tudor knows better than to think he is your first choice. It is the story of his coaching career. In 12 jobs, he has only been hired at the start of the season three times.
His reputation is like that of The Wolf in Pulp Fiction. If you're hiring Tudor, it's because someone's in a panic and there's a bloody

Athletic article: Igor Tudor knows better than to think he is your first choice. It is the story of his coaching career. In 12 jobs, he has only been hired at the start of the season three times. His reputation is like that of The Wolf in Pulp Fiction. If you're hiring Tudor, it's because someone's in a panic and there's a bloody

Holy shit, what a lede

15.02.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Mikey Moore last year feels like a good example of how a youth player can add a new dimension even if they’re super raw.

I’ll never forget that first stretch of game when I thought Tanganga would be amazing.

As fans, it feels like taking the chance on the youth players is worth it.

14.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so curious about the right balance of β€œgiving them experience” and β€œshielding them from getting embarrassed too early”.

I always want to see more youth players out there but I don’t know the potential ramifications.

14.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol yes. Sorry for the delay.

14.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 9
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I’d have them. I want all our little homegrowns to return.

β€œBut they’re not good enough…”

Shhhhhhh

14.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is standing in front of a fire and saying `` you were the chosen one '' . ALT: a man is standing in front of a fire and saying `` you were the chosen one '' .

To every Spurs academy midfielder I expected to be Great but who were/are just pretty good

14.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New Bond just dropped

14.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for your service 🫑

13.02.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You: is Igor Tudor a good manager? What type of football does he play?

Me: what goofs can we make with his name?

13.02.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@gregjenner.bsky.social COYSky is going to be ripe for Tudor references … help us

13.02.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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13.02.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Meat Wad as a Meat Wall

Meat Wad as a Meat Wall

13.02.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ange(i)s in the Outfield

13.02.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Joe Lewis’s grandson-in-law is now calling the shots at Spurs Little-known executive faces first big decision since family takeover of club with appointment of Thomas Frank’s successor

Club's being run by Swamp Wambsgans from "Succession"

www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

12.02.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Tottenham don't need a saviour. They need a system A new manager won't be enough to solve the North London club's major issues.

Tottenham don't need a saviour. They need a system

A new manager won't be enough to solve the North London club's major issues.

11.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
POK done his ACL. VAR. No red card for Gold.

POK done his ACL. VAR. No red card for Gold.

Bodied

12.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
Astronaut meme

It's all about the quality of our players, even Kane being more important than Pochettino?

Ange: always has been

Astronaut meme It's all about the quality of our players, even Kane being more important than Pochettino? Ange: always has been

12.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My take on Ange’s Overlap interview:

Good news: all your takes on Spurs were correct.

Bad news: all your takes on Spurs were correct.

12.02.2026 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Stu you seem like a new man hahah

11.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We'll take a lot of abuse before you get fired

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11.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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