Phoenix Smith

There is nothing funnier than the scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan where Miss Piggy is replaced with a visibly obvious stunt actor in a Miss Piggy Suit chasing down a mugger

A girl holds a doll which looks a bit like her. Text reads: "she reminds me of me - so I shall punish her".

I do as I must.

Season 7 is arguably the best season of the entire show, and then I also really really like Invasion of the Dinosaurs.

Just a big congrats to everyone participating in the “babies make angry YouTube videos about baby things” art project today, this is a quality bit of comedy

couldn't help myself

just a mass of pissed off forearms and claws and teeth and eyes, and still obviously a cat.

came image but guy holding up the print version

Doing some reference searches and tripped over the best art of a cat I've ever seen.

Credit: Léo Forest, a France-based artist

Had a great evening seeing Garth Marenghi live, reading passages from his new tome and bewitching the audience with satanic music.
I didn’t take any photos so you’ll just have to believe I was there without proof.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

I just saw people arguing about "put more body positivity in heated rivalry" and others saying "its not meant to be realistic, its a fantasy" and I'm like omg you're both annoying! Fat people can be part of the fantasy! We shouldn't be there to make people feel like they did a good job.

The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.

perfect metaphors don’t exis—

Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.

Cool Guy Alert

his full name is tronathon ares

Cover for a parody Doctor Who audio drama: THE PROPER BONKERS 100TH EPISODE SYNDICATION EXTRAVAGANZA by JACOB C. ROSE The Doctor (Jacob C. Rose) poses dramatically on a floating asteroid in space, surrounded by a flying TARDIS and a field of other asteroids. On the other asteroids are the Doctor's companion, Timmy (Phoenix Smith) and a mysterious Saxophone-wielding figure in a cape. The saxophone player has glowing blue notes flying out of his instrument.

WHAT THE JAZZ!? PB's adventures continue in this surprising 100th issue- with a frightening new villain, buckets of lore, and way too much metahumour.

THE PROPER BONKERS 100TH EPISODE SYNDICATION EXTRAVAGANZA! Yes, that is the title. Out Saturday 4 October!

Get ready to celebrate!

Introducing Archibald Oakheart! Friendly, loyal and psychotically polite, Archibald is an elected knight on a perilous journey.

AFAR: GREMLINS AND GRUMBLINGS launches on YouTube this Saturday! For more information, visit: www.AfarSeries.co.uk

I think they thought Mad Max was real

Generative AI by definition is conformity. It is an averaging of anything you ask of it - quite literally guessing what the most likely version of a thing might be. It is, by definition, mainstream, as is everything it creates old and deeply ideological, as every model trains on similar data.

정말 오랜만에 얻은 쉬는 시간이라 오랜만에 덕질 좀 해봤슴다
#superman

Among the greatest promotional photos of all time are these for the 1990 television movie of IT, where it looks like a prestige legal drama about a firm of hot young lawyers and one associate who likes to dress up like a clown.

please stop celebrating, Dr Who only releases a mixed-media multi-platform adventure series when it's in severe distress 😢

Tweet from @thekafkadude It's really funny how America and the UK stopped investing in infrastructure in the 1980s because the free market will pave potholes and make the trains run on time and now literally nothing works and you cannot go anywhere or do anything but like 4 people are richer than God.

The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.

There are things that I know I don't explain that I don't even want to say out loud! But I wanted Superman to be vulnerable. I see the online things "Who would beat whom?" - Homelander or Superman or fucking whatever, Adam Warlock or Brightburn, and I'm like, "This is the fucking stupidest fucking conversation." Like, so then whoever would win this fight means that they're the best? Because I'll just go out and write God Man, who can destroy you with a wink. And I win. I win all the fights forever. But I didn't want a Superman who…

There were a lot of interesting sections from that James Gunn interview but I gotta be honest when I say that this section resonated with me the most

Just realised this year is the Ten Year anniversary of the groundbreaking YouTube show “It’s Never Omega”! I hope we can find a way to celebrate!

“Is there internet on your iPhone? It isn't connected, it's just a camera. I'm envious of that. I hate it. About 10 years ago, Katy Perry was talking to me about the internet armies of all the girl singers, and how cruel and rancid they were. I said, "Well, I wouldn't know because I'm not on the internet." She said, "So, who are your rivals?" I just looked at her. It was my steely look. I said, "Katy, I don't have rivals. I have friends. All the other women singers that I know are friends. Nobody's competing. Get off the internet and you won't have rivals either."

I fucking love Stevie Nicks for this

Text of a Ten-Minute-Rule Bill calling for an inquiry.

It’s official. I will be introducing a Bill for an independent public inquiry into the UK’s involvement in Israel’s assault on Gaza.

The government must decide: will it support this inquiry, or will it block our efforts to establish the truth?