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Just because the government is breaking the law, doesnt mean that you have to??? I would need to be physically lifted out of my office if someone came to me and asked me to break the law or risk being fired?? Thats the oath I take as a civil servant??

“NOT GOOD!!!” Might be my least favorite understatement of all time

Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday

Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
theonion.com/report-...

If I still drank I would would have had to tap out twenty minutes into “take a shot every time someone mentions a peaceful transition of power”

A zoomed in photo of a blue spread pied feral pigeon, focusing on his face

A zoomed in photo of a blue spread pied feral pigeon, focusing on his face

Coo

#pigeonSky 🪶

Silver Spring has the BEST pigeons (ooh noo i would hate if someone proved me wrong by sending cute pigeon pictures from their community!!!)

Oh Jimmy. Thank you for truely introducing me to the world of peace and humanitarian work. It is long overdue for you to pass the baton, rest well friend.

If we just didnt spend 2 billion dollars a day on defence for like 100 days we could erase all the medical debt in america :)

Dont need to go into work for like nearly two weeks and I have genuinely spent the past 12 hours trying to convince my brain thats the case

Learning about pregnancy is mind boggling because 90% of the articles are like “IF YOU DO THIS NORMAL ACTIVITY YOUR BABY WILL DIE” we definitely need to talk about more being prepared before the whole creation thing

Husband suggested I mom-blog here on bluesky which is hilarious but hey at least it is a topic!

Its so fun watching Media grasp at straws to change the public’s mind 😭

Anxiously googling the implications of my husband getting covid like ten times !

Or when I studied abroad is HS and wanted to be the perfect exchange student but now they just call me the “rebellious humanities guy” and no one knows my real name

My reputation never ceases to amaze me. Sometimes I go into a space trying so very hard to be a nice clean cut gentleman and then all of a sudden im the “anti-authoritarian queer boss that works for the *REDACTED* government”

The real flex

Me, when I should be working: Well if you go on his Facebook and search his mutual friends he is friends with a Nino Mangione, who is running as a republican for Baltimore County Council.

Late to work, forgot my work badge, sent a dumb text to my boss about all that, figured out I lost my canvas bag and wallet at some point yesterday (potentially as Joe Biden himself drove past me), its cold, its windy, Good morning!

I think they tend to see them as cousins with widey varying levels of closeness? But now that im reading responses I wonder if thats a more limited view than I thought?

gotta say a coup attempt is a lot better than coffee at waking me up in the morning

Its the small things in life folks, this is what I live for. Next year I want top 1%… or else 😵‍💫

Dems/media condemning Joe for pardoning Hunter right after a psycho who has spent 4 years ranting that he was going to go after him is the most toxic kind of phony virtue signaling imaginable. Don’t forget to pat yourselves on the back from your perches on the moral high ground.

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

Highly recommend hitting up your local cheap stuff discount store today, where there may not be any black friday deals but there will also be no people (they are presumably elsewhere, with a “deal”)

My husband and I, doing our respective activites before bed -
Me: So how is the news?
Him: Oh well you know…Bad 😃

With local government reform a hot topic, this point from @jonnelledge.bsky.social substack is really important to keep in mind.

jonn.substack.com/p/the-second...

I have not felt compelled to participate in social media in like four or five years - which is how I know Bluesky is promising.

Old Johnny Cash — with that frail, quavery baritone — could have sung “The Monster Mash” and made me teary.