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@joelskeetsos.bsky.social

He/him. Orioles and Commanders fan. Purveyor of #KeeganAkinFacts. Love your neighbor.

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I was driving for the whole O's game and missed my chance to provide a KAF :(

09.08.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anytime you can block one of your best prospects at a position of need by signing a 32-year-old Triple-A flunky who hasn't appeared in an MLB game in 718 calendar days, you have to do it

08.08.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What is it about fatherhood that needed to be humanized?

08.08.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Switch hitter as a pitcher. Eat your heart out Shohei.

08.08.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think if I were the O's I'd want a bigger chunk of that deal paid up front prior to the expiration of the CBA. Shrink the AAV on the back end in case there is a salary cap in 2027 and beyond.

07.08.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's been a two seat minimum for at least the last two seasons.

07.08.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck that lol

07.08.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that you've gotta buy seven more games to get full member benefits is the main thing to me. If they offered the same benefits for the 10-game plan I think it would be much more attractive.

07.08.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Orioles are demonstrating*, gdi

07.08.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right but returning for credit is not the same as simply keeping the cash. I anticipate that being a sticking point for a lot of people.

07.08.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like it's time for a Buc-ee's run

07.08.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He is so bad at talking

07.08.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They've made a long-term commitment to T. Rowe Price! What is everyone so mad about?

07.08.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It does seem like the benefits are going to be great for *most* of the 29- or 81-gamers. It's those who currently have, or wanted shorter plans who get the shaft.

07.08.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Once again the Orioles fans are demonstrating that they don't care how many people they can get to the ballpark; only how much the ones they do get are willing to spend. If you have a Flex membership or you're a 13-game plan holder, this new rollout actually disincentivizes you to renew your plan.

07.08.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

If not for the membership benefits, there's just no reason to buy this package when tickets on the secondary market are often available below retail anyway.

07.08.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So now we need to buy a minimum of two seats to seven extra games before we even get full membership benefits? Sheesh.

07.08.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All I'm reading only mentions 20, 40, and full season plans. Where did you see a 10 game plan?

07.08.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Merrill too!

07.08.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kelly
Flaherty
Gallen
Quintana
Bassitt

07.08.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3. You can't predict injuries. Can't trust that KB or TR are gonna be healthy next year. Get more pitching no matter how much you've got.

07.08.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty funny that in the year they moved the LF wall back in, the Orioles may finish the season without a player hitting 20 HR for the first time since 2001. Almost like signing good players is a better strategy than ripping the ballpark apart and putting it back together every couple years.

06.08.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

HOLY CRAP ANDREW KITTREDGE IMMACULATE INNING!

06.08.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

Means?

06.08.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta respect the game!

06.08.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Homering in the 9th inning to break up a no-hitter? Bush league.

06.08.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Keegan Akin asks for a water cup at the restaurant and then fills it with Sprite. #KeeganAkinFacts

06.08.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let Enns go for the nine out save

06.08.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love Adley trying to leg that out. Love that it matters to him.

06.08.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alex Jackson is a dude.

06.08.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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