Bette Lynch

Kemi Antoinette

She’s heard it. I hope we hear her. 🙏

I feel that my mum has been vindicated.

‘In international waters’. Mean, wtaf.

One and the same. Marching through Soho to put and end to the immoral practice of drinking Matcha tea and eating falafel.

All off home later to pop on a gimp mask and chat about their pegging experiences.

Have a lovely Sunday.

Lovely! Morning Des.

4 years ago today I stumbled across the greatest tv listing ever written

I wonder the last time he sat in the pews on a Sunday morning observing his deep Christian faith? Wanker.

Ha! That would be funny but I’m now at home in front of the fire. Enjoy Sigur Ros!

I think I’m on the same train as you. Moving very slowly at Wembley Central.

I’m so sorry Gabriel, its utterly abhorrent.

Me too

Farage's patriotism is fake. If he had been around in 1940 and we'd lost The Battle of Britain he'd be waiting for the Nazis at The Ritz with a list of useful addresses.

Or being called fat.

Have ICE detained Europe’s Ryder Cup team yet?

spokesperson for Sadiq Khan:

“We are not going to dignify his appalling and bigoted comments with a response.

“London is the greatest city in the world, safer than major US cities, and we’re delighted to welcome the record number of US citizens moving here.”

The Trump obsession with Khan is just plain weird.

Watching the news these days feels like being repeatedly kicked in the kidneys. I’ve turned into one of those ‘shout at the telly’ people. I’m going to pop Schitts Creek on instead.

I don’t want you to make the same mistake as me. This is NOT big coat weather.

Perhaps she’s not even really there?

A soft ‘Nice’.

Exactly. If we can have more of this kind of thing it would help my anxiety levels considerably.

'Heaven or Las Vegas', 35

He’s about to mouth ‘HELP’ to the watching world.

Sorry Reform’s goal is to be made up of the same shitty Tory MP’s who took a wrecking ball to the country?

He can fuck right off with his men and women narrative. We see what he and evangelical Christian Kruger are doing, it’s not true and it’s BS. (For what it’s worth I’ve been with my wife for 30 years so shove it).

If she’s on her way home I’m absolutely giving her all the applause.

Ha! Thanks for reminding me of this. Bloody brilliant.