@creatureshock.bsky.social
I’m mostly nice.
Behold: the best buhnuhnuh bruhd I ever did make, yessiree. I goofed up part of it, and I think my correction improved it. 😋
15.12.2025 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This video from 2005 aged poorly 😐
youtu.be/NgQoOCdV6aU
APPLE WATCH: “looks like you’re freaking out, would you like to record it?”
16.04.2025 15:23 — 👍 249 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 0
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Archived version here (no paywall): archive.ph/IOwc4
Archived version here (no paywall): archive.ph/IOwc4
16.04.2025 15:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IYKYK
10.04.2025 01:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you can’t be a Dystopian Hero, at least be sand in The Machine.
02.04.2025 12:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I received a heartbreaking email today: A paper in a special issue I’m editing is being retracted because one of its authors is afraid of losing their job and their legal status in the U.S. if they publish a scientific study on evolution. Yes, on evolution, nature's engine of diversity.
29.03.2025 23:52 — 👍 43376 🔁 12071 💬 1101 📌 789I had a dream that there was a Russian Bert and Ernie. They looked slightly different: Bert’s unibrow became Ernie’s moustache, and they were a fuzzier texture like sherpa fleece. They lived in an apartment they called a “komfortstructure.”
06.03.2025 12:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wiped out or fired up? ❤️🔥Thank you so much to @matteowong.bsky.social for writing about us!
02.03.2025 17:36 — 👍 926 🔁 273 💬 26 📌 12
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Fuck Jeff Bezos
26.02.2025 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, you want bullet points? Here.
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My kid lives in Siddall Hall and sent me these yesterday. First is what was put up by the school, second is the students’ alteration of the administrations’ cowardice.
21.02.2025 20:41 — 👍 11187 🔁 1794 💬 247 📌 517Our nation's federal employees are more than just numbers on a spreadsheet.
They make sure we have clean water.
They protect us from financial fraud.
They provide healthcare to our communities.
They make our government actually work for people.
Do not forget this.
‘Cybertruck Man’
a cartoon in defiance of Musk
#political #cartoonist #cybertruck #elon #musk #democracy #tiananmen
Welp, this thread aged poorly: www.reddit.com/r/AMA/s/Smzi...
15.02.2025 01:46 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The “department of government efficiency” is a federal agency as much as Old Navy is a maritime defense force
14.02.2025 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He doesn’t want to be associated with any of that ish. He’s on the right side of history, here.
13.02.2025 00:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sorry this has to happen, but this is what artistic integrity looks like. 🤘🏻🎵
12.02.2025 20:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Tootsie on walkies the other day
08.02.2025 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Don’t forget to breathe 💜
07.02.2025 21:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And now, a poem:
Keeping calm and carrying on…
I wish for my final earthly disposition to be coffee grounds.
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