Rob Abraham

Wanna give vladdy a big ol' smooch on the lips

Let's be honest - the entire "brat girl" attitude was cool/cute for a couple weeks last summer but it got extremely cringey extremely fast.

When you're an adult being a "brat" really only translates to being extremely difficult for purely selfish reasons and is quite literally, childish behavior.

Rap "beefs" and "disstracks" are really, really stupid and about as real as a Monday Night Wrestling Event on Netflix. They're fabricated to generate a buzz.

There are waaaaay too many adults buying into this "Taylor vs. Charli" thing who are too old to be falling for these cheap sales tactics.

salt and vinegar cashews need some of those addictive warning labels

Grown ass 40 year old woman calling into a radio station to get angry over criticism towards Taylor Swift.

Holy Hell that is not normal behaviour

Had to scrape my windshield this morning.
Yeah...

I'm happy because I really don't like the yankees

It's funny how it's defended as "boss energy" most of the time.
Nah, it's "Frat Boy/dudemanbro code" energy with a different coat of paint.

Also a hundred jokes about people who curb their behavior to be more like Regina George "missed the point" the same way young dudes with Fight Club, etc

If there was some kinda "Friends" reunion this weekend, it'd be a banner fucking weekend for the basic lady's

Watched 2 episodes of Monster on Netflix and I want to know who the fuck green lights this absolute fucking trash.

It's gonna be really funny when the gen z crowd begin to be mocked by the next generation.
Laugh and cringe at people born before 2000 all you want, kids. Your time is coming soon and I can assure you it's gonna hurt your feelings. We were all there once before too.

There's thinking "if I won the lottery..." but now there's "if Mr. Beast paid me to live in a Costco for 6 months for a million bucks..."

The real winner is the promotion that all the actual Geese are getting in general.

damn it - cold enough that the heat has to be left one.

Breaking out the beanie. Summers over and fall is short.

I love it when you're driving and the classic rock station throws Spanish Train at you.

I wonder when all these trashy AI images people are posting of themselves in movie scenes will start to extremely mess up how people see themselves.

It's 2025 and I'm starting to resent content of all kinds but I also keep watching the same targeted ad for meow mix because the cats sing like their in a boyband.

Take notes 98% of the internet - THAT is what quality content looks like.

there's still a bit of a niche market for stupidly long experimental instrumental songs, right?
Or should I just try and market all this stuff as "songs to help you sleep/study" over on Youtube and see if that gives it any traction

I saw the rings of Saturn tonight for what I expect to be the only time of my life.

What's worse - loosing track of thought mid-sentence or having a mild meltdown because you and your wife have to walk up a few stairs?

Jumped aboard a friend's truck and accidentally crushed a PlayStation 2 Collection.

Before you consider a job in construction be ready to encounter dudes who walk around grunting and acting all tough while puffing their chest out and bragging about going to see Morgan Wallen.

"iPhone 17" everywhere kinda has a dystopian vibe to it

I've never had Taco Bell in my life but I just made one of those crunch wrap supreme boxes to make at home to prime myself for when I actually try Taco Bell.

I remember the hype around this movie when it was released, forgot it existed for 24 years and now my reaction is "HARRISON FORD WAS IN THIS?"

Don't engage with people who sincerely believe the rapture is scheduled for this week and assume the same people still believe in Santa Claus.

Yeah so now the right/conservatives are circling back to "Charlie challenged people and their feelings were hurt" in a way to try and belittle people who weren't a fan of him.
As if there wasn't a 10+ Day campaign of censoring, cancelling and firing people because "their feelings were hurt"

Got a deal on some new work boots today. These really needed to retire.
I'm rough as hell on my work boots, these are a year old.

Absolute banger