Lauren

yes, chilled, preferably a fruity light red so it feels like adult juice

An image with a black and white background and a Latin American immigrant and a title Schröinger's Immigrant. On the left, it reads, "Lazily collecting all the welfare." On the right, it reads, "But also somehow taking all the jobs."

love island producers follow stare decisis better than SCOTUS

I'm looking for a moisturizer that hides the fact I've been tired since 2003.

Two commemorative magazines, one for Hello Kitty, the other for Pope Francis

Sucks they never got to collab

As those who have studied history understand, an autism registry is a five alarm fire…

Are you paying ATTENTION, yet?!

Hot take here, but the President tweeting out "we cannot give everyone a trial" should by itself be impeachable.

After 30 minutes of an intense mating ritual, these #turtles are exhausted but still sticking together. With their flippers around each other to breathe, it almost looks like they’re dancing. A beautiful moment of #love on Wilson Island, #Australia

Today House Republicans, cheered on by the richest person on Earth, passed a budget framework that will cut support for the poorest people in our country.

All while cutting taxes for corporations and the wealthy, and massively increasing the deficit.

"There's a room here in the Senate named after Strom Thurmond... I'm here despite his speech, I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful." -Cory Booker as he eclipses Thurmond's record for the longest filibuster in US history.

I never thought I’d want to google “can Cory Booker go to the bathroom?”

Zeus is mad at Seattle presently. 🌩️

reminds me of when Mark S had a forehead bandaid after Helly threw the speaker 🤔

This diva #Severance

Finale Day.

film still #66
Adam with balloons.
#severance

♪ TOP OF THE LINE IN UTILITY SPORTS ♪ ♪ UNEXPLAINED FIRES ARE A MATTER FOR THE COURTS ♪ ♪ CANYONERO ♪

how did the simpsons predict the cybertruck ??

Please do not refer to it as DEI Controversy- it's racism, babes

An earthquake? In Dublin, CA? On St. Paddy’s Day? Groundbreaking

Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.

Don’t ask me how Ricken is so goaty though idk, maybe he’s full time goat

My severance theory, based on Cobel’s notes, is that Lumon needs a goat consciousness for each innie consciousness. Gemma=outie+6 (or more) goats for each of those rooms. Mark=outie+1 goat for MDR innie. GOAT MATH 🐐

inthesetimes.com/article/mahm...

Severance starts now, best tv show in town. Mark is hot. Hellys hot. Irv is hot. Gemma’s hot. Dylan’s hot. Milkshake’s hot.

Parker Posey on lorazepam is really Mike White meeting the vibe of the current moment.

It’s fun to laugh at the SpaceX failure, but that was our money burning in the sky.

What's it gonna take for everyone to realize the occupant of the white house is fundamentally anti-American?

Map of Stand Up for Science events, with official SUFS events in Red and solidarity events in Blue

WHERE WILL YOU BE ON MARCH 7TH!?

Head to www.standupforscience2025.org/local-event-information/ or the link in our bio to find your closest event—or add one if you're hosting one!

#standupforscience2025

Screencap from Mean Girls where Amy Poehler walks in on Regina George making out with someone or other. She's standing in the doorframe with an encouraging look and says "Do you guys need anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love you."

Do you guys need anything? Some snacks? Some protest safety tips? Let me know! Oh, God love you.

standupforscience2025.org/protest-safe...