Soup Enthusiast

It’s kind of crazy that many of the most lucrative jobs are some variation of jingling keys for a CEO like a baby

DEVASTATING: Expensive Version Of Thing Actually Better

Beginner level Autumn tradition: Rewatch Over the Garden Wall

Advanced level Autumn tradition: Get somebody new to start reading Umineko

Two decades ago she wanted to control my internet access to protect me from sex/violence, nowadays I feel like I need to return the favor to protect her from pickling her own brain

Came home to my mother watching a video about how Halloween is satanic and pagans are unknowingly making sacrifices to demons

Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.

Search party looking for a guy named Marco

I have got to become more like Snufkin

I feel like erecting a gilded ballroom during a financial crisis you exacerbated is… probably not good for approval ratings

Not sure what’s going on with The Algorithm but recently I’m getting a lot of ads for horse products

Going downstairs for my laundry 60 seconds early so I can enjoy the little song the washing machine plays for me

Small eastern milk snake held in my hand, grey coloration with brown spots

Helped this guy cross a parking lot today

My pair worked well for about a month and then the charging connection got finicky, the slightest bump would interrupt it. I miss wires!!

black and white illustration of a man standing outside a window and looking in. he is wearing cycling gear and standing with a bike. he is saying “YES… HA HA HA… YES!”

People love to characterize free market capitalism as “voting with your dollars” and then insist that actually it’s very beneficial to the people with no votes

Gentlemasc

Do furries have foot fetishists? Are there paw guys? Is anyone asking for hoof pics

Would John Stuart Mill have fully defended freedom of speech if he knew about the bene gesserit voice?

> Parents excitedly tune into this week’s city council meeting to see locals address “urgent and immediate concerns about the school district”

> It’s wokeness

I can’t believe the government is doing Locktober

Stomping my feet at an infant baptism and shouting DUNK DUNK DUNK from the pews

Stardew Valley really skews your idea of how receptive people are to being gifted raw vegetables

Starting to get the impression that not everyone is excited about Fat Bear Week for the same reason

Might reactivate dating apps to solicit people for milkweed, send prayers

Emily I feel this post to my core

PSA, never ask me what I’m thinking about. I don’t have an internal monologue and I WILL panic and completely fabricate something weird on the spot

Not feeling particularly great about my country voluntarily ushering in a medical Dark Age

Tylenol shareholder meetings gotta be crazy rn

Bedtime routine:
- Brush
- Floss
- Wash face
- An hour of videos about industrial disasters

Every single day I have to give Watson a little extra attention so he doesn’t get jealous when he sees me go through the ordeal of cramming a pill down the other cat’s throat