Kelsey Grammer’s Sense of Dread

Also MAHA sounds dumb as shit like a cartoon villains laugh which actually now that i say it is 100% appropriate

Everyone in the MAHA movement honestly believing RFK would do anything BUT bend a knee to Donald Trump… truly one of the most idiotic, embarrassing, stupid things I can imagine. RFK is not only a moron but a con artist just like DJT. Good job giving America this bullshit x2

RFK Jr. just let Donald Trump put his foot on the gas peddle of glyphosate production. MAHA moms are so incredibly embarrassing lmfao look how fucking tricked you got. Guess being a “mommy” doesn’t raise the ol’ IQ

Oh no language has been corrupted and meaning is meaningless oh nooooooooooooooo

prediction that in 10-15 years the mark of beauty will be very unique natural features that are hard to replicate with surgery. I am fairly certain everyone is going to get sick of looking at the same two or three manufactured faces pretty quickly

Handsome men botching themselves with plastic surgery is doubly funny bc men age so well especially really hot ones so they really didn’t need to be doing all that but were so insatiable they turned themselves into night of the living dead on impulse

Give us! Little rooms!

The #1 thing I’ve learned from housewife centric reality TV is that if you go on one of these shows your marriage ends up in divorce 100% of the time

It’s crazy we are living in the era of iPad induced retardation (literally) but some parents are so dumb themselves they blame vaccines instead of recognizing that they are the ones that are causing their own children’s developmental delays. Always easier to pass the buck, ig.

At this point the burden of proof is on billionaires to prove they are NOT pedophiles. If you have $999,999,999+ I am going to assume you are participating in human trafficking. Guilty until proven innocent due to overwhelming evidence that billionaires cannot resist the allure of sex crimes.

The fall of Tom Segura is crazy… it totally wasn’t obvious 7 years ago that he was a cringe loser. What will I ever do with this absolutely brand new information I never had before?

Getting older really is about less is more. I don’t want more friends. Most people I meet can’t hold a serious conversation and have a vapid look behind their eyes when you try to engage them meaningfully. Respectfully, I’d rather be so fucking alone than act like this brain dead schtick is normal.

There’s some people I’ve told at least 5x I don’t have the tiktok app so i can’t watch TikToks. Guess what they STILL send me. Like, you can’t convince me this short form content is not causing a huge spike in people being dumb as shit.

Every time you send me a reel I think “oh i guess they had nowhere else to put their trash today”

You have to be a sociopath to send someone some fucking tiktok or reel then when they give a real human response you say NOTHING until the next shitty reel you find that you need to force down my throat like horse defecating in my mouth

Legitimately human beings are becoming so mind numbingly stupid they can only communicate via reels and AI. I am baffled by this constantly. Like, yall need help!!!!! Medical attention!!! Drop everything and put yourself up in a hospital before it’s too late!!

This actually came to such a head today i deleted my instagram today. But I’ve deleted social media before and this has not stopped people from TEXTING ME these videos. WHY???? When i get them, I will respond with human words only to be ghosted and sent another shitty reel in 4-5 days

What’s happening is someone sees some 45 sec clip that makes them chuckle 5x a day then sends that to you. All of the sudden you have 2 hours of bad makeshift “sketch comedy” to sift through because the least funny person you know thought it was hilarious

I am so sick of reels and frankly 45-90 second clips of everything. Do not send me them. I do not want them. I have no interest in watching them. If you’ve sent me a reel in the last 10 months there’s a -9000% chance I’ve watched it.

庆祝共产主义“饼干桶”的伟大觉醒。美国人已经达到了后帝国主义启蒙时代，我们共同颂扬我们伟大的领导人习近平。🇨🇳

Just because Dobson is dead doesn’t mean his legacy of physically abusing the most vulnerable in our society will go away. Conservative evangelical nationalists are beyond repair and will charge on with this lunatics ideology at the helm of their rotting ship. Fuck all these people, man.

The child rapist and abusers have been running our country for decades at this point. Epstein and Trump are the symptom of this normalization of controlling vulnerable people’s bodies. I have no faith it will stop at any point in American history. It is core to what this country is.

This man is part of the reason I was physically and emotionally abused for the vast majority of my childhood (until i moved out at 16). I wish I believed in Hell so that I could know he’s burning there, but knowing his fat bloated carcass is rotting in the ground is just as satisfying.

Rest in piss, scumbag

Lord Rogan, king of comedy and savior of the woke hearted, bless this copium, let it guide us. Amen.

Bro Hunter Biden is low key sexy ngl

so glad i got married before everyone started dating chat-gpt

Dumb people on Reddit make me think I’m dumb because they correct me in a wrong way that makes me think I’m wrong but they’re just so dumb they think they’re right. I love the internet.

Calling it now that Trump gives Epstein a full pardon posthumously.