Kevan

Indeed

Lula’s resting face

Is there gas in the car? Yes, there’s gas in the car.

That's the entire Republican election strategy. Walk in the room throwing horseshit everywhere then claim that something stinks.

I don't think it's well know that you can get funding for a second degree in various forms counselling and psychotherapy. I think more people should know, so I'm posting about it.

This rings true. Their core competence was marketing, & it’s not surprising they’d focussed on getting a major supermarket deal. Beer just happened to be the product. They’ll probably set up a banking or crypto app after this. £££

Pleasing to see the Irish promoted from their C19 status

Mr&Mrs Mallard have set up residence in the local park.

My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social

In the 30s Poole had a visit from the Blackshirts. The police agreed to stand aside & let the dockers finish them off. I’m disappointed, but not surprised to see these Quislings mincing about in my old territory; knowing none of them would cope an hour of RNLI training. Pathetic pantywaists

Does your cat speak Ikea?

#Caturday

Crafting is such a lovely hobby... How human flesh decomposes. Source: buff.ly/3gaoBhk

“Fried lightly in the bacon fat.” 👀

Well, put your phone down & get on with it! Ora!

Yet 1001 cleans a big big carpet for less than half a crown.

The foxes have agreed to allow him 6weeks rest before they dig him up

The squirrels have organised & set up a funeral service. Squeeky was laid to rest in a tasteful wicker basket, at a ceremony where all species of woodland creatures attended. A wake took place in the Old Oak

Nigel still struggling with the Glaswegian accent

Discussion on BBC re: house building delayed due to slow demand due to funding. Surely the demand for social housing is massive, so go ahead & build those. Private landlords will see demand drop leading to reduction in rents & profiteers selling up housing portfolios leading to lowering house prices

Aberdeen finally sees sunshine for first time since 21 January The last reported sunshine had been on 21 January - the longest sunless period since records began in 1957.

This is how bad it is, there's a whole BBC article about a city that experienced sunshine today - with a photo of someone posing front of the yellow ball of light

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Extremely my kind of joke

Not to mention the finely balanced people management skills, navigating through the personalities to effect change, or just maintain the status quo. Unless the AI model actually eliminates any humanity in the “workplace” no staff, no clients, as we’re considered to be only meat to be phased out.

Nothing says colonisation like replacing English Tea Rooms with American coffee bars. Or the demise of the bacon sandwich cafe with McDonalds.

It’s seems particularly acute in England, starting with the supermarkets competing for prominence, leading to the homogeneity of our towns. Few regulations in place to prevent it, compared to, say, Ireland. The loss of local identity owes more to the global corporates than “woke” or multiculturalism

Like that's the only coast on the British Isles. Where's my watch the colour of mud flats? Or the coal scattered North East?

“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video

Let them eat cake

Already been done

This is the truth the January-haters cannot face.

Sean
When the nurse came around the maternity unit collecting the baby’s names, the woman in the next bed said “Sean”, so, as not to copy her, Mum said “Kevin”. The nurse spelt it Kevan, & that went on the birth certificate