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methodology queen ✨ data nerd ✨ credential collector insufferably gay 🌈 speculality sexualator The pandemic isn’t over, SARS-2 is airborne, H5N1 is here… MASK UP 😷

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Seriously? He has no idea how insurance works or how to govern. I’ll never get over 77 million people thinking a man this incompetent belongs anywhere near the Oval Office.

08.11.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 18329    πŸ” 4578    πŸ’¬ 1993    πŸ“Œ 549
A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

25.10.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 34273    πŸ” 4802    πŸ’¬ 830    πŸ“Œ 396

He’s just gonna keep going and take down the whole White House, isn’t he

22.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 13942    πŸ” 2182    πŸ’¬ 1773    πŸ“Œ 278

Our federal tax dollars are being used to fund a network of government social media accounts that pump out disinformation 24/7. Even during a government shutdown. It’s definitely not essential work.

18.10.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 21771    πŸ” 6319    πŸ’¬ 445    πŸ“Œ 159

The Santos commutation is a prelude to a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon.

Mark my words.

18.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 22279    πŸ” 5051    πŸ’¬ 1275    πŸ“Œ 357
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The war zone in Portland is out of control.

18.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 42551    πŸ” 11604    πŸ’¬ 1744    πŸ“Œ 899
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Groceries are up

14.10.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9821    πŸ” 2779    πŸ’¬ 988    πŸ“Œ 319
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3D printers: WE NEED YOU! If you have a printer, start making whistles for your community. Volunteers of ours have been printing and passing them out across communities, over 200 have been handed out so far!

12.10.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5478    πŸ” 1739    πŸ’¬ 115    πŸ“Œ 133

Adelita Grijalva won her election 19 days ago and she still hasn’t been sworn in.

The government has been shut down for 12 days with no end in sight.

They can stall as long as they want but the Epstein files ain’t going away.

13.10.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16506    πŸ” 4871    πŸ’¬ 386    πŸ“Œ 175
State trooper glaring at camera

State trooper glaring at camera

Press scrum around Rabbi Ben Yosef talking to state Police officers

Press scrum around Rabbi Ben Yosef talking to state Police officers

State police arresting anti deportation demonstrator

State police arresting anti deportation demonstrator

State police arresting anti deportation protester laying on the ground

State police arresting anti deportation protester laying on the ground

Broadview, Illinois 10/10-10/11

13.10.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

This administration is flooding the zone so furiously that people have largely lost track of the lethal attacks on boats in the Caribbean, the gov’t shutdown, the economy, failed release of the Epstein files & so much else. It’s a tactic of would-be strongmen.

08.10.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 20574    πŸ” 6777    πŸ’¬ 860    πŸ“Œ 297
NBC news: The discussions come as Trump has sought to deploy National Guard troops in several major cities β€” including Los Angeles, Chicago and Portland, Oregon β€” saying they’re needed to reduce crime and protect Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials from protesters. Critics have said that the Trump administration is exaggerating issues in those cities.

NBC news: The discussions come as Trump has sought to deploy National Guard troops in several major cities β€” including Los Angeles, Chicago and Portland, Oregon β€” saying they’re needed to reduce crime and protect Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials from protesters. Critics have said that the Trump administration is exaggerating issues in those cities.

no they're LITERALLY exaggerating this issue. there is absolutely no data backing up their claims. ffs just say that!!

08.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2912    πŸ” 571    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 38
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#WarRavagedPortland

08.10.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 36462    πŸ” 11347    πŸ’¬ 1288    πŸ“Œ 1830
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Brainstem damage found to be behind long-lasting effects of severe Covid-19 Damage to the brainstem - the brain's 'control center' - is behind long-lasting physical and psychiatric effects of severe Covid-19 infection, a study suggests.

Brainstem damage found to be behind long-lasting effects of severe Covid-19.

"Using ultra-high-resolution scanners that can see the living brain in fine detail, researchers from the Universities of Cambridge and Oxford were able to observe the damaging effects Covid-19 can have on the brain."

08.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 16

I thiiiink she is in front of Ophiuchus?
The serpent holder.
Which some astro peeps call the 13th zodiac sign. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

08.10.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry about that, lawyers. All that stuff you learned in law school doesn't matter anymore.

Unlike doctors. All the stuff we learned in med school and thought we'd never have to actually know about is now becoming very critical again (measles, diphtheria, pertussis)

07.10.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 892    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 10

*Youth Pastor Voice*

You know who ELSE liked working with wood?

07.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glowing like the end of a cigarette (f*g) Wow, she came out. She's living my dream.

07.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5
Screenshot of a tweet by Fin replying to Sam Parker.

Sam’s tweet reads: β€œnot to be so millennial but why is everyone under 25 about to collapse and die of thirst at concerts now.”

Fin responds: β€œit’s Covid it’s fucking Long Covid which causes POTS and a plethora of other issues. y’all need to stop asking these questions if you’re gonna ignore the answer.”

Screenshot of a tweet by Fin replying to Sam Parker. Sam’s tweet reads: β€œnot to be so millennial but why is everyone under 25 about to collapse and die of thirst at concerts now.” Fin responds: β€œit’s Covid it’s fucking Long Covid which causes POTS and a plethora of other issues. y’all need to stop asking these questions if you’re gonna ignore the answer.”

People under 25 collapsing at concerts isn’t a mystery β€” it’s COVID and Long COVID. Both can trigger POTS and other post-viral issues, but too many still ignore that reality.

Source: x.com/AgathasSapph...

08.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

U MADE A DEAL WITH THIS DEVIL TURNS OUT MY DICK’S BIGGER

07.10.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So according to SCOTUS it would seem that states have the right to ban gender affirmative care that professional organizations support but do not have the right to ban conversion therapy that professional organizations condemn. Professional expertise literally has no legitimacy anymore.

07.10.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.

05.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 27635    πŸ” 10676    πŸ’¬ 824    πŸ“Œ 521

I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.

05.10.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 32790    πŸ” 7790    πŸ’¬ 956    πŸ“Œ 256

People arent only being disappeared from the streets, churches, schools, hospitals & jobs now they're being disappeared in the middle of the night FROM THEIR OWN BEDS IN VIOLATION OF THE 4TH AMENDMENT.
I want this revolution to be bloodless, but when they start disappearing us from our houses-

03.10.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 533    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 9
Homeland Defender (Immigration Services
Officer)
DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
Citizenship and Immigration Services
Field Operations Directorate

Protect your homeland and defend your culture. Join USCIS, America's frontline defense against illegal foreign infiltration and fraud.
This entry-level role requires no college degree and offers up to $50,000 in signing and retention bonuses. If you're driven and ready to serve with pride, join USCIS and become a vital part of homeland security!

Homeland Defender (Immigration Services Officer) DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY Citizenship and Immigration Services Field Operations Directorate Protect your homeland and defend your culture. Join USCIS, America's frontline defense against illegal foreign infiltration and fraud. This entry-level role requires no college degree and offers up to $50,000 in signing and retention bonuses. If you're driven and ready to serve with pride, join USCIS and become a vital part of homeland security!

overt nazi language in this DHS job listing (which i’m told is for a low-level but important job in adjudicating immigration applications and requires knowledge of the law)

03.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2242    πŸ” 831    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 98

Wood is camp, it’s cringe. It reminds me of when swifties try to make up lyrics and they suck, you know the one.. big game & kelce last name
She gave them the exact kinds of lyrics they said she’d write when she’s so in love & dickmatized or whatever. And now gen pop doesn’t like it? Hmmm

03.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This is straight-up murder.

03.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3


Photo of an X post by FactPost (@factpostnews
) stating: "Republicans are postponing the swearing-in of Adelita Grijalva, the newest Democrat elected to Congress. Her day one promise was to be the tie-breaking vote to release the Epstein files." The post includes two images: on the left, a smiling Adelita Grijalva wearing a denim jacket and necklace, and on the right, a person with blonde hair being sworn in, with another individual adjusting their tie. The post features a profile picture and verification badge.

Photo of an X post by FactPost (@factpostnews ) stating: "Republicans are postponing the swearing-in of Adelita Grijalva, the newest Democrat elected to Congress. Her day one promise was to be the tie-breaking vote to release the Epstein files." The post includes two images: on the left, a smiling Adelita Grijalva wearing a denim jacket and necklace, and on the right, a person with blonde hair being sworn in, with another individual adjusting their tie. The post features a profile picture and verification badge.

It’s the Epstein files shutdown.

03.10.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3447    πŸ” 883    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 40
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This album is pure satire. Camp to the max. She is giving the fans (represented by the HAIM sisters) exactly what they wantβ€”the talk about the ring, the talk about the title (of wife), the dick…

I think she’s making a mockery of her imageβ€” β€œYou knew what you wanted, and boy you got her”

03.10.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

This culture is broken, it's not just a problem with our government. America has a sick culture. The vulnerable are really hated to the bone as common sentiment. All mad people know this & all poor people know this. The country refuses to interrogate its antiblackness whose cruelty has only morphed.

03.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 236    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

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