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@slurplor.bsky.social

methodology queen ✨ data nerd ✨ credential collector insufferably gay 🌈 speculality sexualator The pandemic isn’t over, SARS-2 is airborne, H5N1 is here… MASK UP 😷

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Helping My Students Thrive, a project from Ms. Harrison Help me give my students a more hands on learning experience by purchasing some magnet tiles or blocks for STEM activities and help us keep our classroom clean and organized with storage and cleani...

If you’re able to donate to my classroom, here is my donor’s choose link!

www.donorschoose.org/project/help...

30.07.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

We are going to have the fun thing happen again where a dozen cisgender female athletes discover they have Y chromosomes.

31.07.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4804    πŸ” 858    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 35

"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.

31.07.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 15773    πŸ” 4131    πŸ’¬ 243    πŸ“Œ 168

We told you they were going to do project 2025 and it’s 2025 and they’re doing project 2025

31.07.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 21103    πŸ” 5008    πŸ’¬ 647    πŸ“Œ 202

bsky.app/profile/dera...

30.07.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s that time again where teachers gotta fundraiser for their classrooms because our education system is cooked πŸ₯°

30.07.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What the whole entire fuck???? I’m running out of swear words with enough gravitas y’all 🀬🀬🀬🀬

11.06.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Having extra lesbian sex today to offset seeing lyrics from Fletcher’s new song.

07.06.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are living in the dumbest possible timeline.

05.06.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

05.06.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 67873    πŸ” 14911    πŸ’¬ 1664    πŸ“Œ 890

🚨Reports around the country today that some people who showed up for their immigration court hearings were told that ICE prosecutors had dismissed their cases β€” and then were arrested moments later by ICE officers and taken to detention centers for unknown reasons. Happening in multiple cities.

21.05.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5525    πŸ” 3347    πŸ’¬ 211    πŸ“Œ 208
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the white nationalists in the white house are doing their best to convince the world the only racism is against white people and to call it a β€œwhite genocide” to muddy the water on what genocide is, and where it’s happening

21.05.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4045    πŸ” 508    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 22
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term

21.05.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 32835    πŸ” 6200    πŸ’¬ 531    πŸ“Œ 379
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Here’s an idea: Stop acting like the Gestapo.

21.05.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 22684    πŸ” 4765    πŸ’¬ 1635    πŸ“Œ 388

one thing I believe is it’s important to celebrate good things 10x as hard and to look for them 10x as often because our animal brains are hard-wired to pay 10x as much attention to bad things; it keeps us alive, but it doesn’t keep us happy

happiness has to be fought for, survival will tend itself

21.05.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 469    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 8

my small son grew some radishes and i just tried one and it tastes 80% like carrot 10% spicy and 10% kind of like a wet dog smells

21.05.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot believe they are actually voting out Mitch… I can’t believe it #Survivor48

I haven’t felt like this since they voted out Mary…

And Star…

And Sai…

And Cedrek…

22.05.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

At least we only have one more potentially frustrating episode of this season left before it’s done #Survivor48

15.05.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never gonna happen #Survivor48

15.05.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThe Trolley Problem” πŸšŽπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Can’t save everyone… This week’s DabuDoodle for #Survivor48 ep. 10 #comics #survivor #dabudoodles

14.05.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's honestly hilarious seeing Elon trying purposefully tilt the scales of his AI chat bot but can't without breaking it.

You can't build something that is trained on being accurate and simultaneously have it spew fake propaganda like this. It will break in unexpected ways.

14.05.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1087    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 2

No one gives someone a $400 million dollar jet for free without expecting anything in return. Be serious.

14.05.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 42983    πŸ” 9140    πŸ’¬ 1438    πŸ“Œ 464
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β€œI think this says that they will not tolerate us being active participants in our democracyβ€”they want an autocracy,” Emily Feiner told Mother Jones.

Meet the 64-year-old retired social worker who went viral after being forcibly removed from her representative's town hall.

06.05.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 24950    πŸ” 8340    πŸ’¬ 1019    πŸ“Œ 660
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NEW YORK: β€œPlease detail what your red line is, and at what point you’ll actually stand up for the constitution you swore an oath to defend.”

An older woman is carried out by law enforcement for asking questions @repmikelawler (R) doesn’t like.

06.05.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9771    πŸ” 3521    πŸ’¬ 527    πŸ“Œ 261
that big dumb babbling pile of moldy orange peels a bunch of idiots inexplicably reelected is shown sleeping at the pope’s funeral

that big dumb babbling pile of moldy orange peels a bunch of idiots inexplicably reelected is shown sleeping at the pope’s funeral

you wanna talk about waste and fraud? trump went all the way to rome just to take a nap

26.04.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4584    πŸ” 886    πŸ’¬ 272    πŸ“Œ 116
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FYI

26.04.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1863    πŸ” 519    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 24

To everyone shouting β€œno one is above the law” referring to that Milwaukee judge: We have a criminal in the White House. A guy who’s proven to be utterly lawless. And you’re perfectly fine with that. So take your β€œno one is above the law” bullshit and shove it up your ass.

26.04.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 25139    πŸ” 5846    πŸ’¬ 815    πŸ“Œ 384
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The horrors are not aberrations. This is the Trump administration's plan. This is their plan. But the plan is just that β€” a plan. It can and must be stopped.

It’s important to understand that this is the Trump administration’s plan.

Kilmar Abrego Garcia, Judge Hannah Dugan, two-year-old V.L.M.

They are not outliers, exceptions, or aberrations.

This is their plan.

New, at Law Dork β€”>

26.04.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1004    πŸ” 338    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 12

DEI was the glue. literally

26.04.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 542    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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Dark background with bold white and pink text reading, "YES, I'M GOOGLING MY SYMPTOMS. BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T TAUGHT ABOUT MY ILLNESS IN MEDICAL SCHOOL!" Below the text is an anime-style illustration of a determined person in glasses and earbuds rapidly using a computer mouse and keyboard, with dynamic motion lines suggesting speed and focus. At the bottom is the Long Covid Advocacy logo featuring a purple and blue hand icon.

Alt text: Dark background with bold white and pink text reading, "YES, I'M GOOGLING MY SYMPTOMS. BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T TAUGHT ABOUT MY ILLNESS IN MEDICAL SCHOOL!" Below the text is an anime-style illustration of a determined person in glasses and earbuds rapidly using a computer mouse and keyboard, with dynamic motion lines suggesting speed and focus. At the bottom is the Long Covid Advocacy logo featuring a purple and blue hand icon.

πŸ•³οΈThe knowledge gap in medicine about post-acute viral illness has profound implications:

πŸ‘‰ no treatment
πŸ‘‰ denial of care
πŸ‘‰ medical abandonment

It's why we need urgent biomedical research funding to bridge this gap πŸ§ͺ

#longcovid #ME

26.04.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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