Mr Icthyosaurus 🦕🦖

there is no one who thinks trans women should be banned from sports and supports all other trans rights. it’s just a foot in the door for them to get at the wholesale banning of trans people from public life. it’s been ten years of this. no one is buying your shit anymore.

And if i ever fucking get home, that's what I'm having for supper.

Knew it would be Seabrook's. They're really booting the arse out of those lately.

Seabrook's ready salted.

The strange death of the Rejoin campaign The pro-European Union movement is a whisper of its previous glories—but more than half of Brits would reverse Brexit

I can explain this one: they got diddled and fleeced by the most repellent cynics in British politics, who used them like a flunky then dropped the second they were no longer useful. They are too self-important to now even *recognise* that they got conned and fucked silly, let alone to admit it.

Yeah, but this one is real.

Apart from the sign for the barbers, which is pretty zeitgeisty, you wouldn't know when that photo was taken. It's great.

But he's a cunt.

That's lovely.

Oh no!

I'm on my third, but in my defence I've got one at home and one at work. The first one died.

Are they senior to you? Can you take it as an instruction and start your weekend tomorrow?

A rare case of someone who I would wish cancer on, and I hope he's already got it tbh

You'll never guess who this is about.

(You will. You've already guessed correctly.)

It'll be Starmer next. He's worse than Johnson.

Manchester airport is a shithole these days. Fucking hell.

Like their bees in Manchester, don't they.

Apparently I use "you" as well. That's all bases covered, I think 😁

“ok sure they were wrong about condoms and aids and sex ed and abortion and hpv vaccines and whether women are inferior to men and gay sex causes hurricanes but maybe the religious right knows better than the entire medical establishment this time”

They need to be that big to get all the GPS in.

Did he take his blanket?

Are you high right now.

Fucking hell.

I think that's approx what I do. First name for cajoling, too.

Sounds like you're well shut of it!

Yes and yes.
I refer to myself variously as "we", "i", [firstname] and [surname]. I suspect there's some sort of hierarchy there, but I've never worked it out.

Why didn't you?

That's some skill.

Free Luigi Mangione

Keep ending up on the Discover tab for some reason.

Sorry if I liked your post from yesterday. I'm not being weird, I promise.