Lily Slay she/her

RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

I don't want to repost the awful stuff in that Chat GPT suicide case. But I will say that Chat GPT should be destroyed, financially and legally. The data centers should be disassembled and recycled. Sam Altman should go to prison.

Selling my boobs to a private equity firm so when everything goes downhill over the next few years we can all say, “yeah, well, what did you expect?”

The Pee Paradox: will pissing on Trump’s grave really hold the same symbolic gravity, knowing he’s super into that kind of thing?

The US will do anything to be better than China except for anything of the things that work

So steamy, yet there’s a smack of ham to it!

South Park has done it again! They’ve called Trump gay! Such a pithy and razor sharp take. Truly the voices we needed.

What did she bring back from space with her? 😰

If you want to eradicate autistic people, then how do you explain putting these guys in your parade, huh?

Making a t-shirt for my lil cutie service sub that says “I put the bottom in lobotomy”

Thank you for repping!!

Band Camp! I think there’s an app for it now. We gotta work on that though. 😰

I vote for this to be an expression, cuz it’s exactly what you’re doing when you have conversations with AI.

In the wake of what Judge Dugan did (100% legal), now is a good time for everyone to know what she knows:

An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...

It’s got two tiered pricing:

Standard Fee: I’ll hold their hand and explain things gently

Discounted Rate: I utterly humiliate them for their bad taste and life choices

I’m officially offering my services as an intervention coordinator for your friends who are willingly paying money to see Katy Perry perform live!

Anywhere above sea level! Very unlikely to have a basement in a low lying coastal region. But maybe there’ll stop through on their tour 🙌

I am once again reminded of a long forgotten era in which being a sellout was embarrassing. I really think people should be more embarrassed.

RFK: “Autism destroys families.”

ACTUALLY, tearing fathers away from their pregnant wives and their children and sending them to ☠️ camps is what destroys families, but okay, girl.

Weird Take of the Day: warm weather is gender affirming care

I cannot spend one more day dressed like a villainous Dr. Seuss character in head to toe black athleisure. Please let me wear a pretty sun dress with my tiddies out amen 🙏

What are your favorite examples of very obviously queer relationships throughout time that historians have painted as close friends or roommates?

I’m so old, I remember when being a sell-out hypocrite made you uncool. Don’t forget to buy your Green Day Keurig coffee maker.

If I went to Planet Hollywood and was humiliated more than the usual experience of going to Planet Hollywood? …I dunno man I’d be in a dark place

Luigi has blessed us again: the ONLY thing this man is guilty of killing is the cultural fixation on bulky scrunched down Hooters tube socks.

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

“And I took so many horse tranquilizers, I swear I must have snorted a line of coke this long.”

I agree. I strongly dislike the notion that all characters must be morally perfect. I definitely appreciate the accuracy. I just found the way his politics were idolized by fans to be…alarming.

"Being kind on the internet costs zero dollars"

guess how much it costs to cyberbully people, motherfucker

Issues with the male cast aside, I never understood the Ron Swanson worship, what with his undying lust to see private enterprise crush free public services.