Taryn

Damn despite having Mel Gibson in it, Signs is so good.

👴 same 👵

My cat got his claw stuck in my lacey Halloween table cloth. Everything including a glass vase came crashing to the floor. He did that cartoonish thing where he was so desperate to run away that his feet weren't going anywhere, but finally hightailed it up the stairs away from the mess. 🫩

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Watching now with my family and I said hey! when I saw you. Agree your hair is fabulous!
This poor family. Thank goodness for journalist like you.

Offer to sell 2 tickets to the Stereolab show at Union Transfer tonight in Philly for $90

Hey Philly peeps...
Anyone interested in the sold out Stereolab show tonight? I have 2 tickets at face value up for grabs. Don't you want to get your lo boob oscillator on?

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

I don't know if it helps, but it won't always be like this. My daughter was at the Dr constantly for 6 months when I put her in daycare, but then a whole lot less frequently. I don't miss those days. Hang in there ♥️

a man walking in front of a saul goodman store ALT: a man walking in front of a saul goodman store

Every day there are anywhere from 1-3.people who decide to lay on their horn while stuck in the line to drop kids off at the school at the end of the block.

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

I've not seen it. Does the show end in 3 seasons or was it cancelled? Asking if I'm gonna be annoyed if I watch it 🫣

Before listening I just want to say that it's human nature to love some cute and carefully placed eyeballs.

Cool. Per the legal team at my job at a tech consulting firm we are not allowed to use it for any of those reasons citing the need to protect the privacy of clients since most of the AI tools don't pretend to protect your info.

I can't wait for my mayor to do a lot of talking! 🫩

Wait Fox Mulder is a psychologist?!

My daughter whose bedroom window is 1 mile from CBP just asked if the Phillies just scored 😂

Very strangely I had this same experience just now while trying to listen to her one song I really love (cardigan.) I don't think I blocked her so that's just weird.

My niece and I regularly text each other when there is a good sale at Bath and Body Works. (Hand soaps are $2.95 right now too!)

No one believes this because we have eyes and ears.

I have been watching a series about recent natural disasters while trying to organize art on my walls that won't annoy me later on and I wonder why I am riddled with anxiety.

Just pack everything you own to be safe.

Ah, the stuff of life ✨

Currently watching Jaws The Revenge where the shark follows Elaine Brody to the Bahamas in order to try and eat her, her remaining undigested son, her granddaughter + 1 Hoagie and if possible Mario Van Peebles for funzies.

Pretty sure this episode caused irreparable damage to my little brain.

I would watch 80 seasons of The Bear.

Yesssss👾

Moving is the pits and it's best to take breaks to watch the classics.

A British crow is asking passersby if they're alright.

what perfect album came out when you were 16?

Yesterday someone in a school district of Philadelphia van pulled up next to me after parallel parking and gave me a thumbs up and I am not sure if it's because of my parking skills or perhaps my ridiculous Joe Dirt bumper sticker.